Weirdest thing you ever saw in your life?

Someone in my town had Spanish roofing tiles on their house.


Sideways.

Thread: I once physically dissolved. Ask me anyttting.

A girl with 2 buttholes.

Very weird.

this recent election being so very in your face stolen and the installation of a person NOT JOE into office by criminals.

Met an Aussie lib the other day that was actually sceptical about the vax.

THAT was weird.

But I soon talked him rouns and he is rushing off to take it.

I saw a ufo in broad daylight fly over my house while walking my dog. It looked like two oversized airstream trailers connected together lengthwise. Really freaking weird. This was before smart camera phones ... I could have made a mint selling this footage ... thinking it may have been some kind of experimental military airship.

Saw a Sasquatch when I was 5.

It was looking right at me from behind some bushes only 20 feet away. I was fishing on the shore of a small pond in the mountains of Washington state.

My Aunt and Uncle didn't see anything but I sure the hell did!

Later I went back to the spot where it was and an entire tree stump was shredded. He was probably eating grubs when I walked up with my fishing pole.

Only big holes left in the moss where it was standing.
No discernable footprint shapes but they were huge imprints all around.

I know none of you will believe me but I don't give a flying fuck.

I was working in Bangcock. I’m in a big office filled with guys and girls, right outside the CEO’s office. A guy is sitting at a desk surfing hardcore porn, surrounded by about 6 other guys watching him surf in the middle of this office.

A girl secretary comes out of the CEO’s office and this guy jumps up from surfing porn and starts pointing and screaming at her. I’m American, no idea what he was saying.

She ducks her head and scurries off like a little rat.

About 5 minutes later she comes back with a cup of coffee and sets it down next to the guy surfing porn. Then she hauls ass.

I found out later the guy surfing porn was the CEO of the company.

Yea, good times in Thailand.

Weren’t liberal hippie types originally against vaccines and conservatives were more pro vaccine?

The last calendar year.

Drivingthrough the Irish country side many years ago, came across what I believe to be fairy folk.Or, otherwordly might be a better term, I dont know.

A small man and a small woman, both dressed in very old fashioned clothes, wearing old fashioned hairstyles.
They were stood by the side of a road, at the hedge, and we slowed down to see what they were doing and they just seemed to fade into the hedge. We drove on a few feet and came upon a car wreck. It was a bad one, one of the cars had flipped over.

I believe they slowed me down from rear ending that car crash.

The question should be have you ever seen anything that wasn't weird?

There's a place in Miami called The Monkey Jungle. A guy built it in 1933. Was imported rainforest trees from Peru and a tunnel for humans and the monkeys ran wild.

Well there was a back area where there was an alligator in a coral pit, common in Florida, alligators are everywhere.

Years later, after Hurricane Andrew I went back and did the private & pricy tour, which included a walk past the alligator pit.

Was very cool back there, dense with trees, tons of monkeys roaming free. I asked the guide what happened to the alligator. He said the monkeys would take the bad monkeys up to the trees above and throw them in the pit, they had to get rid of Mr. Gator. hahahah.

What the monkeys did now was climb up and sky dive to the lower trees. Very cool still.

The Wax Museum at Natural Bridge in Virginia is super weird. Not even sure it's still there.

One time at Biscayne Dog Track a racing greyhound jumped the wall in the middle of a race and ran into the neighborhood.

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After a college party when I was a youngin.

my mom called today and told me she had a patient that shit threw the vagina all her life

wtf

I was sitting on a hill overlooking Muskogee, Oklahoma years ago. Stone cold sober. Just listening to Journey---Lights. Nothing bothering me. No illnesses. Healthy as a horse.

I had sat out their on that hill a hundred times. Just south of town on US 69. Watched sunrises and sunsets with girls, friends, brothers, and even a curious county sheriff. This was a place where I felt safe.

The radio went screwy. I sat up. And a shadowy figures was standing just outside the glow of my running lights. I didn't have the headlights on. I jumped off the hood. My heart racing in my chest. I said, "Hello". Suddenly the figure ran at me. I put my hands ready to fight and just ran right through me.

That night, I had a crazy dream about the collapse of the USA, war, and other things that are slowly coming to pass. For years, I have had strange dreams including dreams that all hell breaks loose after the death of Clint Eastwood. He, of course, isn't he cause, just the temporal marker.

I don't what the hell that thing was, but it sparked an interest in friend of mine who is now a noteworthy author and paranormal investigator.

I have never seen the shadow figure since. But, a few weeks back. I saw a being of light in what felt like a waking dream as I lay in bed. I would call it an angel because it had something akin to wings. Crazy stuff.

That said, I did box and I have taken my fair share of blows to my melon.

actually, I do believe you. Cool story.

My daughter witnessed a fight on Hollywood Boulevard, where a drunk guy got in a fight with a Freddie Krueger look-alike. The Freddie had enough and stabbed the drunk in the stomach with his knife fingers.

Hollywood is freak central.

A green poo lying on the floor of an outhouse.

My neighbor, half naked, screaming in the middle of the street for his pet bird that flew away... named Mr. Nibbles. My neighbor is not a small dude or very sane... he looks like a cracked out bald David Crosby...

#1 Going hunting one morning before day, I saw a red fire ball hopping between the trees. It was moving away from me as I neared. Probably about 8-10-12' in diameter. Then it disappeared.

#2 At the grocery store, I walked in and saw this guy a teenager who looked just too perfect. He was with a bunch of other teens near the entrance. They were gathered up and talking and giggling etc. I looked straight at him as I passed, and then did a double take. When I did the double take, my vision was about 8-10' in the air, and his eyes were 4x the normal size. In disbelief, I did a triple take and then everything was back to normal, and all the teens were laughing their asses off looking at me.

I have others but those two are the strangest.

Weirdest thing I ever saw was an election tally pause in the middle of the night in order to give a senile old racist and his cocksucking non-natural born citizen running mate a fraudulent victory.

Library contrarian motivated logic.

I was in a alien space ship that jumps through worm holes .

Dad and I decided to go fishing in backwoods New brunswick... there was no around, no houses, no cars... nothing. Anyways, we keep driving down this dirt road and rounded a corner... there was a man about 500ft up the road walking towards us as we drove.

We approached him and he raised his arm, figured he needed a lift. We came to a stop and lowered the passenger window (I was driving and dad was in the passenger seat). He looked at us and then placed his hand on top of my dads head (wish I had a picture of my dads face, priceless). He began to pray in tongues and then walked away. Dad and I looked at each other, chuckled a bit and kept driving. Dad said "He must be a Pentecostal".

We kept driving down this road for another few kilometers and came to an intersection... I kid you not the road we had been driving on was called Pentecostal lane. We ended up having one of our best days of fishing and still laugh about it to this day.

That's creepy. I like prophecies that have "temporal markers" so you can know when they will be coming to pass. I reckon Clint could live to 110, he's a tough dude.

Library/LIBTARD.. damn Auto CorreKt!!