GLP CELIBACY PLEDGE

Failure to make this pledge will not be looked upon kindly by GOD

you are basically inviting SATAN into your lives

Never, never in my life I liked porn. It’s disgusting and so gross.

I promise I’ve kept my body pure with no dirty sex.

If you want to stop having sex just get married

Do not promise what you cannot keep. The 2nd rule of the Fight Club.

hahaha......good one
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Warnings against False Teachers

1Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; 2Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron; 3Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. 4For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving: 5For it is sanctified by the word of God and prayer.
1 Timothy 4:1-4

Christian men and ladies are supposed to be married. Period.

Only a miniscule amount of people who are eunuchs for God are allowed not to marry.

Marriage and romantic intimacy is absolutely a requirement for all others based on maturity. Fornication happens because Christians we either intentionally sinning or because they are unmarried and they burn with desire and it gets away from them.

The solution is Christian marriage after a betrothment period. That is Biblical. Long engagements are nonsensical and open the Christian couple to temptation.

It’s like trying to get blood from a crab.

You make a better bass player than a preacher.

It's funny when cats do it in your magic thread though.

Thread: Do you believe in magic?

This cat doesn't want to be in any dirty cat gifs, he does not like hands near his balls. This is probably OP's cat.

https://imgur.com/a/V7V7nwR

A post about celibacy? Cause we're so happy doing this noble thing? Lol. I pride myself in not being addicted to porn sex or any imomral thing. I def am made new

If people want to defile their bodies it's free will. My body my choice. This is dumbe to force it on anyone.

We know the consequences of premarital sex and porn but you can't show that to anyone. It's a lesson one has to learn on their own
I want to get it right so I chose Gods way.....

One way brings blessing,the other curses.

I have no worries at all cause I'm under Gods wing

Opie strictly says GLPers... Opie doesn’t forbid our pets.

Yeah, that pussy belongs to Opie, definitely!

This is GLP’s pussy...

Ya I mean look how good that works out for the Catholic Church deprive your bodies natural function and surround yourself with a bunch of alter boys who are confused as well. Kind of like preaching the end of the human race?

I've been single and celibate for over a decade. It makes life so much simpler. I don't see that changing any time soon.

It does! There's idiots comparing it to the catholic priesthood. Well nowhere in God's word does it say a priest can't marry. Finding a mate and getting married is the way it's supposed to be. Porn is for low level people.

I think celibacy is not to marry or cohabitate with a woman sexually. Chasity is a notch up meaning not to sexually pleasure yourself or to orgasm as well as being celibate. Being chase is the higher standard both physically and mentally.

Ya but maybe there wouldn’t be so man idiots posting she won’t give none threads if they knew how to please a woman. Porn is like everything.
Else. The problem is lack of self control not the things being abused.

I promise to ... stick to edging.

LMFAO
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