Tiger Woods is Fucked - Golf Career is Over

Wasn’t there another crash “uninvolved”in the vicinity that led to some confusion originaly

The guy has been a remote asshole to his fellow golfing pricks, then he fucked up snd showed his ass, losing his wife and momentarily losing his game. He has remained an obssession among the celebrity crowd and media. He has been made an icon of stardom, political social virtue signal, and demigod. Yet, the motherfucker cannot drive without endangering himself and others. He has been impaired to the point of stupor in the past. Add to this his contribution to mankind is he is skilled at hitting a fucking small white ball. In addition, goofballs elevate him to the point of media saturation. So, I will tell you, I do not care if the motherfuker is an albino squirrel. I could not care less what happens to him and who I offend for not giving a rat’s ass. Fuck you very much

Some rubbernecker crashed gawking at Woods’ wreckage

LIAR.

Yay!


Tiger is now a loser piece of shit just like the rest of us.

Democrat equity achieved!!!

Yay 4 us!
His blue name shall be Ka-putt!!

Hound Clegane?

Exactly.

I prefer to feel sorry for people who aren't set for life.

Cancel your twitter and facebook accounts dipshit. Also, Thread: I dont give a shit about Tiger Woods.

He wanted to die

First thought when I heard the story was he flipped the car to collect on the insurance policy on his career. Previous health problems and surgery already ended him being top tier competitive so make a comeback of sorts then intentional injury to collect.

Tiger will win the masters in 2025 with the help of robotics legs

did the police check if he was texting or talking on his cellphone?

Driving While Asian

Lol. Nearly every thread on GLP is about assholes kicking someone when they are down.

Typical Americans under 40.

Not worth the powder to blow them to hell.

Self driving car "accident". Turn the wheel using remote control...instant "accident".

This doctor sounds more like something of a doom gloom type to me than a real doctor.

Woods doesn't need extremely explosive type of muscular action like e.g. in martial arts or 100m running or something. The movements made in golf are, all in all, performed in relatively relaxed movements.

I think it's only a matter of time. Even if some movements may keep being uncomfortable, it doesn't mean he won't be capable of doing them.

This sounds like misdirection to me.

Are you really certain those are all Americans?

Really?

Unless they give him the juice.

lol

I love that kind of literacy quality.

And yes, I guess an albino squirrel would actually be a more interesting phenomenon to behold than Tiger Woods...

Nobody would be that stupid. Look what happened to him. He is lucky to have come out alive.

Number of wins by tour

PGA Tour 82 (Tied 1st all time)
European Tour 41 (3rd all time)
Japan Golf Tour 3
Asian Tour 2
PGA Tour of Australasia 3
Other 17


Best results in major championships
(wins: 15)
Masters Tournament Won: 1997, 2001, 2002, 2005, 2019
PGA Championship Won: 1999, 2000, 2006, 2007
U.S. Open Won: 2000, 2002, 2008
The Open Championship Won: 2000, 2005, 2006

World Golf Hall of Fame 2021 (member page)

PGA Tour
Rookie of the Year 1996

PGA Player of the Year 1997, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2009, 2013

PGA Tour
Player of the Year 1997, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2009, 2013

PGA Tour
leading money winner 1997, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2009, 2013

Vardon Trophy 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2005, 2007, 2009, 2013

Byron Nelson Award 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2009

FedEx Cup Champion 2007, 2009

Presidential Medal of Freedom 2
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In 2018, Woods' estimated net worth was at $800 million, however, he has brought in more capital than that over his historical career, according to Forbes. Since 1996 Wood's has earned $1.5 billion from a variety of revenue streams, including endorsements, appearances, and course design fees.

Last Edited by nutmeg on 02/26/2021 01:38 AM

Great ride while it lasted.

Had a lot of fun watching Tiger over the years, and I wish him a speedy recovery.

Yes, his career is over.

I don't think she was a crazy bitch. He is just stupid and he was playing with her far too long.

If it comes to that, he can still be a golf coach, or open a store for golfers which I am sure will have a lot of customers.

First thought running late speeding looking down texting and oops...oh no

He can sit in the booth...Johnny Miller retired didn’t he?

DUI but the cops are letting him get away with it.

No sympathy for dirtbag Tiger.

Worth 900 million and can't be bothered to pay someone to drive his fucking car when he's hammered.

That's the sort of thing people do when they're hammered, you know.

What does "DUI" mean?

i dont watch golf, dont really care

but hes 46, its possible he might play again in time, but i doubt it

he should cash out, hes got enough money for a life time