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My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/27/2021 03:50 PM
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My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
Smfh

She drove all the way home with it on
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02/27/2021 03:53 PM
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
genie
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02/27/2021 03:54 PM
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
Wtf lol
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
Smfh

She drove all the way home with it on
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80091682


She didn’t clean it off?
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02/27/2021 03:55 PM

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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
LOL its probably fine.
just get that oil
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
Low oil pressure, bad newz
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
Lmao the oil light?
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
How many women know what an alladins lamp is?
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
meh prolly just needs oil
but don't keep driving it that way
Always choose dangerous freedom over safe slavery
Dr FossilFuel Burner

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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
It'll be fine...you'll just WISH You had a new engine.....and you should obviously "Check" her car a little more often. Some People (And I can include your Wife) since I'm not racist, misogynist, Bigoted, Sexist...etc etc.....are Dumb as rocks
dsteele "Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God" (proposed by Franklin for the motto of the Great Seal of the United States).
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
Pretty cute, actually
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
Oh ... I see ... I thought you were getting special privileges later that night or something.
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
tell her to rub the genie and make a wish
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02/27/2021 03:58 PM
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
It'll be fine...you'll just WISH You had a new engine.....and you should obviously "Check" her car a little more often. Some People (And I can include your Wife) since I'm not racist, misogynist, Bigoted, Sexist...etc etc.....are Dumb as rocks
 Quoting: Dr FossilFuel Burner


do you have tourettes?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/27/2021 04:02 PM
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
Hey guys again

I’ll have to look at it but it was smoking like crazy as she pulled up
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
Hey guys again

I’ll have to look at it but it was smoking like crazy as she pulled up
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80091682


she destroyed the engine by ignoring the warning and not adding oil. tell her thank you for having to spend 3k on a new engine.
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
epiclol
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02/27/2021 04:06 PM
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
Hey guys again

I’ll have to look at it but it was smoking like crazy as she pulled up
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80091682


That's just the Genie about to pop out
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
Smfh

She drove all the way home with it on
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80091682


my Ex did that and it cost me a new engine.
I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.



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02/27/2021 04:08 PM

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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
As the man in the family... it's your job to check the oil to make sure it's ok before the wife takes the car out.

jez.
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02/27/2021 04:09 PM
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
As the man in the family... it's your job to check the oil to make sure it's ok before the wife takes the car out.

jez.
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Equality = It's always the man's fault. Anything and everything.
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02/27/2021 04:09 PM
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
Low oil pressure, bad newz
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79724041


Engine caput or close.
Anonymous Coward
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02/27/2021 04:11 PM
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
Smfh

She drove all the way home with it on
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80091682


my Ex did that and it cost me a new engine.
 Quoting: Pilgrim001


Was he a chemtard too?
Anonymous Coward
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02/27/2021 04:11 PM
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
Hey guys again

I’ll have to look at it but it was smoking like crazy as she pulled up
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80091682


That's just the Genie about to pop out
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80094208


1rof1
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02/27/2021 04:13 PM

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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
lol

"i have no idea why the car doesn't work anymore..."
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No clotshot, NEVER!
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Mad as hell!

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Tobie

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02/27/2021 04:23 PM
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
I see that having a competent male at hand has made her over-confident

a common mistake
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02/27/2021 04:25 PM
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
Did she get her 3 wishes?
Dr FossilFuel Burner

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02/27/2021 04:26 PM
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
It'll be fine...you'll just WISH You had a new engine.....and you should obviously "Check" her car a little more often. Some People (And I can include your Wife) since I'm not racist, misogynist, Bigoted, Sexist...etc etc.....are Dumb as rocks
 Quoting: Dr FossilFuel Burner


do you have tourettes?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79040658


I do.....been fighting it and Liberal DumbFucks all my Life.....Now you've hurt my feelings...and I guess I'll have to bring Litigation.
dsteele "Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God" (proposed by Franklin for the motto of the Great Seal of the United States).
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
She needs to put some 710 in the engine.
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02/27/2021 04:30 PM
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
How many women know what an alladins lamp is?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79724041


I had a Chevy that had an engine warning light that was apparently the outline of the shape of the engine.

I had absolutely zero idea what it was trying to tell me.

Like I know what the shape of an engine is.

It used to be so simple when they used to have Check Engine warning lights.

Bunch of fools took over our world.
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02/27/2021 04:33 PM
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Re: My wife was driving her car and said that an “Aladdin lamp” came on on the dash
How many women know what an alladins lamp is?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79724041


I had a Chevy that had an engine warning light that was apparently the outline of the shape of the engine.

I had absolutely zero idea what it was trying to tell me.

Like I know what the shape of an engine is.

It used to be so simple when they used to have Check Engine warning lights.

Bunch of fools took over our world.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68824373


I mean, I know what an engine looks like when you lift the hood, but that had no relation to the graphic they used for the engine warning light.

Stupid.





GLP