Okay, the world is crashing.

* The U.S. is closing on $20 TRILLION in debt.

* Citizens of our country can no longer visit Capitol Hill, it's surrounded by razor wire and 30,000 troops.

* Dr. Seuss has been cancelled as racist.

* The President has issued a Presidential Order saying members of our Armed Forces, past and present, will get free sex-change operations on the taxpayer's dime.

* We're weeks, or at most, months, away from a woman becoming President, who just over a year ago, had to drop out of her party's nomination race because the polls had her at 0% BTW, she was WAY behind a gay guy who openly promised to take away our guns.

* The President, a senile 77 year old whose family received hundreds of millions of dollars from the Chinese, hasn't appeared at a press conference since he was inaugurated.


Forget about that for a minute, and post your favorite one-liner from the late comic genius, Mitch Hedberg.

Here's mine:

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.