POST LIKE AN AC ! ! GLP'S ANYTHING GOES THREAD

I get mutant hair that grows longer than the others

they're weird becuase they seem to defy all logic

they grow straight out perpendicular to the skin
and they're usually stiffer than "normal hair"

when I find one I cut it off

its ok. i do not bother anyone that I am aware of

so, i came over here to ac post some thins

riight I got a fukn rabbit whisker off the side of my face it is never there until it a fukn damn ass rabbbit whisker.. i wonder ongor how many people just saw this and just look at it cos i see a whisker like that i am gonna get. I can pluck with out tweezers and I am pretty damn fast. i have an eagle eye

so any family, any car we car we had, was big. I could tell of this time in the red and white rambler, or the ford galaxy or the impala or the monte Carlo or the Cadillac and tommy would fart. every time.

I love him. He is my brother. I love him

man I am glad i don have to smell his farts though. :)

Please pray for him to be happy an well?

Last Edited by rewind on 03/16/2021 10:29 PM

This is turning into the best self grooming thread in the interwebs.
I am a bit on the spectrum, so if I am stressed, I will run my fingers through my hair and also across my eyebrows- if I sense even one hair is slightly longer BANG... i rip it out.

me too. but i cut and shape and tweeze and trim

:)

where do you put the hair after this happens? and damn straight this is a test

ummmmm..... I have to go now.... night all.

:) it was fun



Last Edited by rewind on 03/16/2021 10:38 PM

OMGOT I WOULD WAX THESE BROWS BEFORE FIRST DATE OR I COULD NOT GET THROUGH ANY AMOUNT OF TIME NOT DYING LAUGHING

Y UOBRAT// SO I I WOULD DIE IF THIS DUE WAS EVER MY WAITER OR CAB DRIVER OR STANDING BEHIND THE CASH REGISTER ANYWHERE I WOULD JUST DIE LAUGHING

Magnus! You're killin me! Stop!!!!

so when i was first apartment aged and not living off another's generosity, which is all your parents are if you live there, i wanted to live off 25 dollars a week in groceries. and not die

i worked in a restaurant duh cos they have food iknew i would not starve but for one week a bag of spinach when i ate spinach not now yuk it has radiation in it from the environment.. iron get it?

a whole chicken lol you thought i lost trach dint you? ok i did that time where was i?

and a big ass huge yam a jar of pace a loaf of bread and some eggs and butter and peanut butter.

what did you do?

I can't think yet... i'm d d dyin lolol

https://imgur.com/f1KIt91

the tweezers....

one time in my first apartment, I took the inside of the fridge out to put the keg in there.

and my roomy man she is why i do not room i learned on my first place.. so that was my second place i should ahve learned in te first place oh fuk ok first place

man i worked with bitch roomed with bitch and her drin kass brother who I dont recall if she tried getting fighting me in the bathroom at work before he tried carrying me to his room to fuk me? neither happend is why i cannot recall ful details. his name was charlie her name was laura.. go figure. so second place is nice i have a pool i have a keg in my fridge I am like 18 and it is real beer not 3.2 shit. which totally messed my game up back in the day.

ok so roomy we had fun but she drank my beer and smoked my pot and got bitchy with me so i am like ok time to go and she has her keys inbetween her fingers when she walked in the door. I had seen it already.. she walks around i wak around i say bla bla and she fukn swings at me with her keys inbetween gher fukn fingers. I knocked her on her ass. falt pinner her down and was ready to punch her in the face i still would love to see what it feels like to break a bitches face it will hurt me i know

but the joy.. ok so, my fukn loser bf pulls me off her. I shoould have kicked his ass now that i thin about? wtf was he doing fucking her? wtf.. I actually know where he lives. by some sick twist of fate. all my exes live in my home town.
cackle cackel

so here is i cooke dth echicken and i knkw what thread i am on

in a crockpot.. with a cut up yam, and a jar of pace.. so fukn good

and the spinach i ate by the handfull out of the bag who has time to pretend otherwise? Maybe that is why the rabbit whisker it just occurred to me o fuk

but the love is real.

YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS!! omgot it just occurred to me how evil that is.

Ima have a stroke.... omggggg

iam taking a smoke break.. i have to calm down

jk i will blow th etop off this place :)

not really

Read this in a David Attenborough.

" Here we see ladies and gentlemen, the de-evolution of the human species"
" This here is the female of the species and she clearly is using her hormones to attract a mate"

"The male of the species is also joining in this primal dance by growing a great deal more facial hair"

" The female can be assisted artificially into a more hairy pre human like appearce through the use of again , hormons"

" Darwin would certainly turn in his grave and be compelled to draw the decending line these higher apes , are now walking".

Last Edited by PINKORCHID- In the Light on 03/16/2021 11:17 PM

Chapter 6: Primate Mating Systems | How Humans Evolved, 6e ...
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Mating Systems Are Adaptive Primate behavior is strategic in that it occurs in a specific functional context. Examples include mating, foraging, and parenting. Evolution of Reproductive Strategies Selection pressures influence the amount and pattern of parental investment. Mammalian anatomy requires primate females to invest in their offspring.