Lol!

See I can laugh about this because it's genuinely funny, but that just ain't me!

I don't care what it tastes like lol it could leave the nastiest taste as long as she's graceful, attentive, strong willed and maternal.

Don't even really care if she's the youngest, tightest thing in site. If she doesn't have real, heavenly poise and features, I'm not interested.

Most of our standards for beauty anymore aren't real anyway.

Fake tits, piercings, dyed hair, clown makeup, phone glued to hands... All a major turn off to me.

The cutest, sweetest girl I remember was a curly red headed pentecostal girl. She tried to make a move on me at work in a stock room with no cameras.

That was the hardest one to say no to... Very very hard, no pun intended lol