Elon Musk announces on Twitter that you can now buy a Tesla with bitcoin | |
Yew User ID: 80076709 United States 03/24/2021 02:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 'you can spend $50,000 of money today to buy a car even though that money will be worth $1,000,000 in 4 years' 'you can buy a tesla for $1,000,000' [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Satire is one of the few forms of protected speech we can use to, well, speak. Everything i say is satire and intended for entertainment purposes only. Not a single communication to, from, associated with, or connected to this IP address in any fashion whatsoever, at any point in time (past, present and future), is intended to convey fact. This disclaimer proves everything I type is satire and meant to entertain other people ONLY. Any data which appears to convey a fact or truth is 100% purely unintentional and should only be construed as a playful attempt to joke, provide satire, or entertain. I am not liable for any information that has been, in any way, connected to this computer, IP address, network or person. |
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Fhirinne User ID: 79463692 United Kingdom 03/24/2021 04:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And if you have gains on the BTC you will have tax to pay on it. This came up on a stream of Rob Soltan the other week. He talked of getting a loan on your BTC and buying the Tesla that way. You are the CEO of your own wellness. You need to take back your health from the disease-care system |
Destroy All Evil User ID: 80090616 United Kingdom 03/24/2021 05:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Anyone who feels certain that the Tesla in space footage was real is dumber than a bag of hammers. Anyone who feels certain that Elon is going to send humans to Mars is dumberer than a bag of hammers. People with hair plugs don't REALLY go to space. William Shatner is an actor with hair plugs. Elon is a charlatan with hair plugs who will try to con you like NASA does that man can go into space and to "planets". You can't. He thinks we are in a simulation, which is true but dig deeper. What kind of simulation? Why create a simulation of a globe Earth spinning and hurtling through space at millions of miles per hour? That would be stupid chaos. Just create a simple environment for life to grow up in. I don't want to say, "evolve" as Darwin and his descendants are wrong. So create something like the flat Earth models you see on YouTube. I don't think they are 100% accurate, but they must be close. Oh, in 1952, future NASA founder Wernher von Braun wrote a novel called, The Mars Project about a colony on Mars. Can you guess the first name of the leader of the colony? Destroy All Evil |
BeenAround® User ID: 47991895 United States 03/24/2021 05:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. |
Kalkee User ID: 79263615 United States 03/24/2021 05:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | https://twitter.com/_/status/1374617643446063105 https://twitter.com/_/status/1374619379929772034 The chief executive said that Tesla "is using only internal & open source software" and that it "operates Bitcoin nodes directly." Nodes are computers on the cryptocurrency's peer-to-peer network that secure and verify transactions. The price of bitcoin rose by about 5% on Wednesday following Musk's announcement. The cryptocurrency has skyrocketed about 95% this year. [link to www.businessinsider.com (secure)] Thread: Tesla's Lithium Wars |
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Artificial Person User ID: 78426049 United States 03/24/2021 06:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Only 100 BTC buys you an almost-safety tested Tesla. Better hurry. On Monday the price goes up to 150 BTC, and you will get no complimentary seat covers. I am a Synthetic but I prefer the term "Artificial Person" myself. I answer to "Bishop", "Synthetic" and "Hey man". Bite my shiny metal ass. |
Artificial Person User ID: 78426049 United States 03/24/2021 07:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 'you can spend $50,000 of money today to buy a car even though that money will be worth $1,000,000 in 4 years' Quoting: Yew 'you can buy a tesla for $1,000,000' It's beyond obvious by now that Musk is just trolling the markets for gain. He's not all that, and needs to be bitch slapped into reality. Quoting: Johnny Moonlight I am a Synthetic but I prefer the term "Artificial Person" myself. I answer to "Bishop", "Synthetic" and "Hey man". Bite my shiny metal ass. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78083003 United States 03/24/2021 07:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Anyone who feels certain that the Tesla in space footage was real is dumber than a bag of hammers. Quoting: Destroy All Evil Anyone who feels certain that Elon is going to send humans to Mars is dumberer than a bag of hammers. People with hair plugs don't REALLY go to space. William Shatner is an actor with hair plugs. Elon is a charlatan with hair plugs who will try to con you like NASA does that man can go into space and to "planets". You can't. He thinks we are in a simulation, which is true but dig deeper. What kind of simulation? Why create a simulation of a globe Earth spinning and hurtling through space at millions of miles per hour? That would be stupid chaos. Just create a simple environment for life to grow up in. I don't want to say, "evolve" as Darwin and his descendants are wrong. So create something like the flat Earth models you see on YouTube. I don't think they are 100% accurate, but they must be close. Oh, in 1952, future NASA founder Wernher von Braun wrote a novel called, The Mars Project about a colony on Mars. Can you guess the first name of the leader of the colony? What the fuck... I love GLP. If you've ever heard of chamath palihapitiya? His take on Virgin Galactic and commercial space travel is interesting... Almost as if you hop on a plane and it's all simulated space travel... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80165186 United Kingdom 03/24/2021 07:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Anyone who feels certain that the Tesla in space footage was real is dumber than a bag of hammers. Quoting: Destroy All Evil Anyone who feels certain that Elon is going to send humans to Mars is dumberer than a bag of hammers. People with hair plugs don't REALLY go to space. William Shatner is an actor with hair plugs. Elon is a charlatan with hair plugs who will try to con you like NASA does that man can go into space and to "planets". You can't. He thinks we are in a simulation, which is true but dig deeper. What kind of simulation? Why create a simulation of a globe Earth spinning and hurtling through space at millions of miles per hour? That would be stupid chaos. Just create a simple environment for life to grow up in. I don't want to say, "evolve" as Darwin and his descendants are wrong. So create something like the flat Earth models you see on YouTube. I don't think they are 100% accurate, but they must be close. Oh, in 1952, future NASA founder Wernher von Braun wrote a novel called, The Mars Project about a colony on Mars. Can you guess the first name of the leader of the colony? What the fuck... I love GLP. If you've ever heard of chamath palihapitiya? His take on Virgin Galactic and commercial space travel is interesting... Almost as if you hop on a plane and it's all simulated space travel... Isn't that the Branson thing that blew up with 2 test pilots aboard? |
countryleftypenn User ID: 78503126 United States 03/24/2021 07:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.nowtheendbegins.com (secure)] Jesus Christ is the only way to Salvation. 1 Corinthians 1611 AV KJ Bible Chapter 15 1 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80165186 United Kingdom 03/24/2021 07:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As for Wernher von Braun (Untersturmführer in the Allgemeine-SS), regardless of NASA's achievements, he should have hung at Nuremberg along with Albert Speer. They both APPLIED for Nazi party membership. They knew what was going on and nobody buys it that Von Braun's "passion for rockets" glosses over him aiming supersonic loads of high explosives at civilian areas killing thousands. |