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Signs you need to divorce

 
Einherjar of Flies
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Signs you need to divorce
So I put this out to the myriad of personalities here at GLP.

What are the signs it's time to divorce?

The obvious answer of infidelity is off the table. What else would cause you to call for a divorce?

Last Edited by Einherjar of Flies on 04/15/2021 12:45 AM
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Putting crack as priority to a relationship
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I'm not sure, Op.

I never got past being able to find anything I wanted to marry.
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You married a deadly, secretive, Lebanese homosexual.
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If she is farting like an Arab under the bed sheets repeatedly every fifteen minutes throughout the nite.
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If you have to ask it is time to get one
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So I put this out to the myriad of personalities here at GLP.

What are the signs it's time to divorce?

The obvious answer of infidelity is off the table. What else would cause you to call for a divorce?
 Quoting: Einherjar of Flies


WHEN U CANT STAND FOR
OTHER PERSON TO TOUCH YOU AT ALL OR EVEN
GET CLOSE
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My husband brought home lone star beer, I just tried it.

It’s over!

We gotta have an in house GLP divorce attorney, don’t we?

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The biggest sign is that you have a marriage license and a contract inviting the state into your lives.
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Re: Signs you need to divorce
So I put this out to the myriad of personalities here at GLP.

What are the signs it's time to divorce?

The obvious answer of infidelity is off the table. What else would cause you to call for a divorce?
 Quoting: Einherjar of Flies


Well, upon returning wife from work yesterday, she was wearing a mask, when she usually doesn't, asked her and said that the person on the cash seat at her work, did not go at work, cause his wife tested positive for covid and then he also did the test and tested positive...and so their employer will do to them a pcr test today.
It was strange as wife works one floor down, and the cashier is one floor up...

Probably a good sign to assume she is blowjobing the cashier and that is why at times she comes more late at home...guess if she ends up positive will be sure about it.

Good reason to divorce if had the money to do so actually.
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No chance for common and mutual understanding.

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When you're other half locks you out from there phone and everything becomes private is a sure sign they are playing the field.

My misses got caught red handed in no time and thought that closing her legs might get her some bargaining power using sexual blackmail.

Took me ages to get her out the house but now i have a warm feeling knowing that she has to work as a cleaner for a living and does dog walking or should i say takes dog out to do what is natural and then picks up the results using plastic gloves in her hands.
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When you're other half locks you out from there phone and everything becomes private is a sure sign they are playing the field.

My misses got caught red handed in no time and thought that closing her legs might get her some bargaining power using sexual blackmail.

Took me ages to get her out the house but now i have a warm feeling knowing that she has to work as a cleaner for a living and does dog walking or should i say takes dog out to do what is natural and then picks up the results using plastic gloves in her hands.
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Congratulations on your escape.

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So I put this out to the myriad of personalities here at GLP.

What are the signs it's time to divorce?

The obvious answer of infidelity is off the table. What else would cause you to call for a divorce?
 Quoting: Einherjar of Flies


Wife turning vegan did it for me.
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Yup. When you can't bear the sight, sound, or touch of the person.

When thinking of the future with them looks so utterly hopeless you want to scream.

When you lie awake and can't sleep because your mind won't shut down trying to escape the trap you're in.

It's time.

For me there was a defining moment last night. We both had it out and agreed that the house is getting sold and we're going our separate ways. My state requires a 365 day legal separation before a divorce can be granted so it works out perfectly.
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Betrayal.
Coz reasons, probably.
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If you ever find yourself married to an American, it's time to get a divorce.
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If you ever find yourself married to an American woman, it's time to get a divorce.
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it depends on how old you are, sometimes

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The biggest sign is that you have a marriage license and a contract inviting the state into your lives.
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Correct
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Id say its when ya come home from work and your wife is laying on the couch with a huge black double ender in each hole...is covered in shit...all the beer is gone...used condoms are laying all over the house..and the dog has a really sore dick and is whining in the corner...

The beer missing was the final straw...
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For me it was infidelity, lying, uncontrolled spending and controlling behavior. My life is 100x better now and completely peaceful and prosperous.

She got a life changing car wreck that totaled her car, lost her home, bankruptcy, her business shut down and God only knows what else as I have cut all contact with her.
1 Corinthians 6:9-10 ESV

Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards,
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If she is farting like an Arab under the bed sheets repeatedly every fifteen minutes throughout the nite.
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That is actually funny! Just pull the blankets over her head and give her a Dutch Oven.
1 Corinthians 6:9-10 ESV

Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards,
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Re: Signs you need to divorce
So I put this out to the myriad of personalities here at GLP.

What are the signs it's time to divorce?

The obvious answer of infidelity is off the table. What else would cause you to call for a divorce?
 Quoting: Einherjar of Flies


WHEN U CANT STAND FOR
OTHER PERSON TO TOUCH YOU AT ALL OR EVEN
GET CLOSE
 Quoting: ttown


I remember making love to her and feeling absolutely nothing and I stopped in the middle and just stared at the ceiling why she kept asking me what was wrong. She didn't know that I knew so I told her. I loved her so much.
1 Corinthians 6:9-10 ESV

Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards,
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When holiday's come up and your standing in the Hallmark isle having not 1 clue which romantic card to get .

Buying gifts that are rejected constantly .

Reading hallmark cards and thinking , no damn way do i feel like this for her ..

The day of your wedding in May '89 it Snows .

The day of your wedding the Priest who knew me told me " It's not to late to call this thing off " as I stood in the back room of the church w/ my best man .

Constant Lies of omission during the relationship .

Total passive aggressive BS weekly when she is annoyed .

She won't cook meals or do your laundry .

Constant calendar events that you do not want to go to with her family .

When Sex becomes a chore .

Lack of sex due to her BS attitude . Even when planned out and time is no issue for the event .

When vacations are utter HELL !

When the honey moon was total garbage even though your in paradise for a week .

When your going to marriage counseling 2 years into the marriage .

When she refuses to tend to the baby late at night while you work 10 hour days in construction and expects you to calm a vaccine damaged infant who cannot sleep .

When she loves flu shots .

When she opens up about how she cannot stand your parents or siblings but acts like she loves them face to face .

When she excludes you from daily decisions in your own life with her .

When you don't share a bank account .

Yep - I knew after a few years and abandoned her but not my son . Even offered to be separated while she got her fucking attitude right . Instead she played the victim and i BURNED EVERY BRIDGE due to her meddling family .


Now my 30 year old Son is a selfish nit wit , single , body builder pussy hound who cannot express love or emotion .


I re-married and have a wonderful wife and 3 terrific children . no issues . She is my soul mate and best pal ever . 27 years later .
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First leading cause of divorce is marriage

2nd is Facebook


My old man and I are married without papers, 15 years and still going strong, kids and a house.

Neither one of us has facebook.

Maybe we just got lucky.

We both went through past divorces and we decided, if it ain't broke don't fix it. He should be with me because he wants to, not because a piece of paper from the courts says so.

Sorry to hear of your troubles OP. Better days ahead

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She don't want sex
She sees sex as a chore
She's tired of your quirks, the ones she used to love
She has strong desire to go out every weekend (not happy, gonna go find happy)

And same for the dude
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So I put this out to the myriad of personalities here at GLP.

What are the signs it's time to divorce?

The obvious answer of infidelity is off the table. What else would cause you to call for a divorce?
 Quoting: Einherjar of Flies



1) When she looks looks down and can't see her toes.



2) When she wipes from the front, because she can't reach around the back from being obese.


3) When she nags all day and night


4) When you need to drink a 5th of Jack Daniels just to tolerate looking and listening to her.


5) When she can't cook, never could cook, and wants you to bring home a carry outs.


6) When she does girls nights out, and you hope she doesn't come home, ever again.


7) When you look at her, and need alka-seltzer just to keep from vomiting.


8) When you see her in a partially dark room, but she still frightens you.


9) When she makes more than you, but spends it all, and spends your money as well.


10) When she is raised in the USA, or a western mentality culture, entitled, narcissist, self-centered, and thinks the world revolves around her.



........then it's time to bail.rant
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Marriage is the number one cause of divorces.
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Marriage is a ridiculous institution to start with.


I'd start with divorcing the church you belong to first, then the person, only to never return to either insane institution.


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