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More talk of farting in public being banned

 
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04/22/2021 01:50 AM
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I have had such a bloated gut lately that I feel like I am going to pop. I'm rreading this thread and let out a long one. Feeling better, slight sweet smell, a little disappointed. Why is it always funny when it your, even more funny when the smell makes you think it's time to see the doctor, and finally you use the window lock on your car for the first time because this is a trophy to be experienced by all.
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04/22/2021 01:57 AM
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Once again this week in the media there is speculation about people being banned from farting in public. This is something that needs doing, I am tired of travelling on public transport and having to face the smell from the filthy people who keep farting.
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If I find out someone is a leftist, I fart on them whenever possible.

.....And before you get angry, you need to recognize I’m simply training them for their futures in Hell.

They will all be smelling burning sulfur for eternity, so I’m helping them get ready for what’s rightfully coming to them.
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04/22/2021 02:19 AM
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Whoever smelt it dealt it.
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04/22/2021 02:36 AM
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anal bullying hahahahahahaha
you terrrrrd
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04/22/2021 03:45 AM
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A wise man once said , "wherever you may be let your wind go free ."
I think it was aristotle .
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04/22/2021 04:59 PM
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Someomne farted on the Bus this morning and the smell was absolutely vile. There were some old ladies who turned around and decided they had found them culprit behind them and there was a huge altercation. They had a shouting match for 5 minutes and then went quiet.
Two minutes later there was another SBD fart smell worse than the first one, and there was another ruction.
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04/27/2021 12:47 AM
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A wise man once said , "wherever you may be let your wind go free ."
I think it was aristotle .
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He is one of the all time wise men.
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04/27/2021 01:06 AM
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Did Youtube BAN Fart Videos Yet because they offended ocrockaots
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04/27/2021 08:08 AM
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Vegans will shart themselves.
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Be careful what you wish for...

:bigass:
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First of all, like the vast majority of caucasian woman, she's ugly and has no ass. She looks diseased and unwomanly in fact. Women are supposed to have fat back there and she's got nothing but oddly shaped bones.

Anyway, the solution to farting is simple. Just WEAR A MASK. A real mask (not the cloth crap) impregnated with silver and ativated charcoal will stop all foul odors at the front door.
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04/27/2021 08:50 AM
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Who cut the cheese?
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04/27/2021 08:54 AM
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Once again this week in the media there is speculation about people being banned from farting in public. This is something that needs doing, I am tired of travelling on public transport and having to face the smell from the filthy people who keep farting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79980199

The left is literally going crazy and driving the populous crazy.
"When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change"
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04/27/2021 08:56 AM
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Man, it smells so bad in this thread.
You don't become a legend without a war.
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There's always the fine art of "crop dusting".
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04/27/2021 08:58 AM
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Setting aside the question of legislative authority, is it even possible in a physiological sense?

Can you ban sneezing?
Can you ban coughing?
Can you ban burping?


These are involuntary reflexes -- to a degree, anyway -- and as such I cannot imagine any enforcement mechanism for biological processes.

Take public urination/defecation: if you do it on purpose, it can be a criminal offense. But if you shit or piss your pants because of an accident or because you just can't hold it, you don't get in trouble. So, lack of meaningful enforcement and difficulty proving intent would hamper this kind of legislation.

I just don't think it would ever happen.
 Quoting: Wharf Rat


Of course it won't happen, except in the minds of the leftists who, in their minds, sit on the lefthand of God.

Anything alive will emit some kind of "exhaust." The earth itself releases tons of "greenhouse" gases daily on land and in water.
"When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change"
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04/27/2021 09:06 AM
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Covid sheds in feces and farts, so letting one loose can be construed as an attack with a biological weapon. Beware. Hold your breath! Move away!





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