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IKEA employee shares what he thinks- HILARIOUS!

 
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Hilarious!


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5 and a pin.

Anyone who has been in sales knows this is hilarious!
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good laugh, thank you OP
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Makes me want to go to IKEA. They should use this. Sort of the anti-commercial. They would be swamped!
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AWESOME!!! I love this---it makes so much sense!!!

Thanks Op...
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Did he write that? He needs his own show.
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"well I want to speak to your mother"

lmao

I'm just about to order a couple of Ikea Pax towers for a closet makeover and now I have anxiety, lol.
In his poem Human Pride, Marx admits that his aim is not to improve the world, reform or revolutionize it, but simply to ruin it and enjoy it being ruined:

With disdain I will throw my gauntlet full in the face of the world,
And see the collapse of this pygmy giant whose fall will not stifle my ardor.
Then will I wander godlike and victorious through the ruins of the world
And, giving my words an active force, I will feel equal to the Creator.

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Normalize every aberrant behavior, bring common all deviancy and let fly the reins of morality and reason, then welcome in that utopia that liberals embrace called communism, that which most Americans with but a shard of ethic would immediately recognize as evil.
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"The meatballs ain't that good."

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Guaranteed to be unemployable for as long as the internet exists.

But it was funny.
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I'm using the line..

"Id like to speak to your manger"
"Id like to speak to your mother, and tell her she should be embarrassed"

Nice my bro.
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His timing is immaculate.
A true star.
You've got to be smarter than that.
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He's like Darth Vader. This is how it starts.
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I haven't laughed like that in a long time.


My kind of asshole.


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Yep, he's a veteran of working with the public.




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Excellent!
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I KNOW WHO THAT IS!

IT'S BROTHER UH aka GLP'S CAPMAN! 5a
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I watched it over and over. And I laughed my ass off everytime. Even just remembering it makes me laugh!

Thanks for the pin! hf
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I haven't laughed like that in a long time.


My kind of asshole.


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Nailed it OP
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chuckle
In his poem Human Pride, Marx admits that his aim is not to improve the world, reform or revolutionize it, but simply to ruin it and enjoy it being ruined:

With disdain I will throw my gauntlet full in the face of the world,
And see the collapse of this pygmy giant whose fall will not stifle my ardor.
Then will I wander godlike and victorious through the ruins of the world
And, giving my words an active force, I will feel equal to the Creator.

“Looking for consciousness in the brain is like looking in the radio for the announcer.”

– Nasseim Haramein, Director of Research for the Resonance Project


Normalize every aberrant behavior, bring common all deviancy and let fly the reins of morality and reason, then welcome in that utopia that liberals embrace called communism, that which most Americans with but a shard of ethic would immediately recognize as evil.
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That was funny

chuckle
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"Scott Seiss is a Baltimore based comedian, actor, improviser, and writer. "
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I watched it over and over. And I laughed my ass off everytime. Even just remembering it makes me laugh!

Thanks for the pin! hf
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Wow! I went to karma you. Already did for the STFU thread. Good work! Keep it up. GLP is rocking
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Yep, he's a veteran of working with the public.




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This is some really good advice!! Lol
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That was funny

chuckle
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I'm sorry, I don't believe that image is really you...

Are you JAKE?

Are you Trumps's Red Hat?

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Whiny little millennial loser.
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Whiny little millennial loser.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78561169


Whiney?

More like he has the balls to be blunt with you and tell you how it really is.

I'd shop at IKEA if I knew their employees were allowed to be honest and speak their minds like real people instead of NPC automatons.
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Whiny little millennial loser.
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You must be the guy that left me red a little bit ago.

We have a nice fun vibe going on in this thread. If its not your cup of tea, dont drink it.
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