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Farting has now become an epidemic in India as the smell rages through covid

 
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Farting has now become an epidemic in India as the smell rages through covid
According to Reuters, farting has now got to the highest level in Indias history following the covid crisis. There are people going into hospital with ripped sphincters because of the volume of gas escaping. Doctors are saying Hospitals are full of people who have breathed almost pure fart into their lungs over a prolongued period. Doctors are crying out for oxygen ventilators to save their lives. This is now a crisis.
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They are still pooping in the street like its nothing. No wonder they aall have gastro and breath smelling of poo.
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04/27/2021 03:03 PM
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Its proper filthy. They recently announced a National farting contest on India Television.
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People who have been to India are wondering how anyone can tell.
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What hope is there for people in India where everyone is constantly farting like this?
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04/27/2021 03:11 PM
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HF

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It's how they rejoice!
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04/27/2021 03:12 PM
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Let it breathe.
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04/27/2021 03:13 PM
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This is what really happened on that sub.
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People who have been to India are wondering how anyone can tell.
 Quoting: Swamprat


Thread: I was on a plane in India and India farted.
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When everyone shits in the streets, you know you have a fucking problem.
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04/27/2021 04:21 PM
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When everyone shits in the streets, you know you have a fucking problem.
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I tell you what. Its proper filthy and there is going to be a pandemic coming from their stools.
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04/27/2021 04:24 PM
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Re: Farting has now become an epidemic in India as the smell rages through covid
There are people in Hospital in Delhi because too much gas tried to get out and they ripped their sphincters.
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04/27/2021 04:27 PM
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When everyone shits in the streets, you know you have a fucking problem.
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Indians haven't figured out how to use a shovel to dig holes yet.
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CURRY FARTS are the worst
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didn't they just recently have a National Fart competition?
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04/27/2021 04:33 PM
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didn't they just recently have a National Fart competition?
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Yes. It is on their prime time television on a saturday evening.
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04/27/2021 04:41 PM
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They know they could use all their human waste to make hydrogen for their nuclear plant if they install plumbing and capture systems right?
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04/27/2021 11:26 PM
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I was in India last year and people are just farting next to each other, usually silent ones so no warning, and then laughing when that person gags as they smell it.
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04/28/2021 12:10 AM
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India is going downhill.
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I was in India last year and people are just farting next to each other, usually silent ones so no warning, and then laughing when that person gags as they smell it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79510312


my favourite is the old "hey, can you smell something burning?"

... sniff.


rofl5
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Re: Farting has now become an epidemic in India as the smell rages through covid
According to Reuters, farting has now got to the highest level in Indias history following the covid crisis. There are people going into hospital with ripped sphincters because of the volume of gas escaping. Doctors are saying Hospitals are full of people who have breathed almost pure fart into their lungs over a prolongued period. Doctors are crying out for oxygen ventilators to save their lives. This is now a crisis.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79433577


AOC is going to present a bill later this month to jail all covid farters to prevent climate change.
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Covid sharts




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04/28/2021 05:51 AM
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Is there any correlation between fervency of Bovine worship and degree of sphincter rippage?
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04/28/2021 05:54 AM
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India is so fecal.
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04/28/2021 05:59 AM
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How ever do they notice? In all the countries i've been to, India is without question the dirtiest. The amount of filth and pollution (even outside urban areas) is staggering.

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HF

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Re: Farting has now become an epidemic in India as the smell rages through covid
They are asking the world to send oxygen tanks to clear the air.
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CURRY FARTS are the worst
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OMG YES

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Re: Farting has now become an epidemic in India as the smell rages through covid
They are ripping their sphincters because of the amount of gas trying to get out in one go?





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