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APB: MISSING PERSON! Please help locate!

 
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APB: MISSING PERSON! Please help locate!
Folks we're desperate. We've searched high & low. No sign of this individual anywhere! We're calling upon all patriotic citizens to be on the lookout for the following person(s). If found, please let the rest of us know. Maybe try calling out, "Marco". Idk.

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The whole world is asking, "Where's John Durham"? We're simply concerned about his well being! Why does no one seem to care about the whereabouts of this elderly man? Someone check all Wal-Marts for new door-greeters.

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Even Tom Fitton's asking. Poor old guy probably got dementia & forgot he had a report due...

"It's now been two-plus years, and we've had virtually zero activity from Durham as best as anyone can see," Fitton during an appearance on "Just the News AM."

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Maybe he was abducted by aliens?

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hiding2 Maybe he's playing "Hide & Seek" & forgot to tell us?
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Crap why didn't I think of this before?! We should've been asking this in Russia, Russia, RUSSIAN!!!

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Crap why didn't I think of this before?! We should've been asking this in Russia, Russia, RUSSIAN!!!

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You're killing me! I went to this thread thinking a poor child was missing and got a good laugh. I'd help look but it's almost 4:20 here.

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Crap why didn't I think of this before?! We should've been asking this in Russia, Russia, RUSSIAN!!!

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You're killing me! I went to this thread thinking a poor child was missing and got a good laugh. I'd help look but it's almost 4:20 here.

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Smoke one for me! In the meantime we're going to start recruiting our friendly neighborhood GLP psychics & remote viewers to try & locate him. I'm personally offering up a $5 reward for his discovery. If someone would like to match that the winner could have a nice brunch at their local Taco Bell & still have change leftover.
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Watch the streets around Fenway Park.





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