Live Tracking of the Chinese Rocket Debris That's Threatening Earth Today When It Crashes

It will land on Brief and squish him.

Come on now, nobody needs to know what's squishy in your briefs.

first covid now this? China's really batten a thousand.

Robby Starbuck
@robbystarbuck
I can just see the #ChineseRocket talk happening in the White House right now.

Military: "It’s headed for a populated area Joe — should we blow it up?"

Advisor: "We can’t blow it up, it could give intersectional people PTSD."

Biden wakes up: "We need sections"

*Flag of United States explodes*

It's over Brazil, will cross the Atlantic soon, and later go right thru the middle of Turkey.

Will the Chinese target the nuclear bombs at Incirlik with their stealth super bomb?

Been reminded of this since the first announcement.

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Est: 3.5 hours to re-entry

Almost no registered members posting since Astromut came around to tell us how stupid we all are.

Yeah, I tried karma pinning it too but can't. Too many dumb threads, no place for real doom.

WHY R ONE OF THESE THREADS NOT PINNED?! TOO SHOON?...NOT!!!

ILL TAKE THE UNDUH JOEY!

Racist


No pip squeak about Space X, Indian, NASA, ESA, Russian, French, Japanese or South Korean rocket debris raining down all over the globe.

https://twitter.com/_/status/1391160460150382598

Threat level increasing for Florida and Mexico

I wonder if the rocket is doing the longest Lara Croft scream ever before it hits the ground?

rocketcrash.win

A bit of a perverse incentive to win a prize.

THIS IS A GOOD THREAD TO PINE.

lets get a thread pinned. This thing will be re entering in the next 2 to 3 hours

I tried to pin this with my Karma..didnt work? I cashed it in and hit the pin?

Perfect alibi.

Batting.

Batten:
noun
1.
a long, flat strip of squared wood or metal used to hold something in place or as a fastening against a wall.

verb
1.
strengthen or fasten (something) with battens:
"Stephen was battening down the shutters"

It's going for DC, then TPTB can move into DIA

SNL. perfect.

UTAH

mods why did my karma pin not work?? I cashed in my karma?