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Super Kitty Jumps Out Of 6-Story Building to Avoid Fire! DOOM-OFF!

 
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Must see totally bonkers!

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The technique and form were graceful, elegant, and perfectly executed.

Give it a gold metal.
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The technique and form were graceful, elegant, and perfectly executed.

Give it a gold metal.
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Oh please, I can do that...
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Seen people doing that
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A cat can actually survive a fall up to nine stories.

Because basically what happens is that in mid-flight, they go totally limp.

So when they hit the ground your bones don't get crushed.

I know this because I had cats in New York City and I live on the 7th floor.

Just weird esoteric information....
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I jumped out of an 8-story window during the Six-Day War and survived and nobody put my fucking ass on TikTok.
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Awesome cat is awesome.
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Awesome cat is awesome.
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Super Kitty is a pussy.
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Go Kitty!
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I need to see the science behind how that cat took that landing like a BOSS
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I jumped out of an 8-story window during the Six-Day War and survived and nobody put my fucking ass on TikTok.
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Maybe no one wants to see your ass fucking?
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I jumped out of an 8-story window during the Six-Day War and survived and nobody put my fucking ass on TikTok.
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And that was after you survived the fake “Holocaust”.
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I jumped out of an 8-story window during the Six-Day War and survived and nobody put my fucking ass on TikTok.
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Did you go limp on the way down?
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I jumped out of an 8-story window during the Six-Day War and survived and nobody put my fucking ass on TikTok.
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Did you go limp on the way down?
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He's been limp ever since
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I jumped out of an 8-story window during the Six-Day War and survived and nobody put my fucking ass on TikTok.
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Maybe no one wants to see your ass fucking?
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lucky that grass was there, not sure it woulda gone so well onto asphalt
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How cats can survive falling 32 stories high with limited injuries.


"32 stories above the streets of New York City, a cat fell from a window and lived. After vets treated the cat's chipped tooth and collapsed lungs, the feline was sent home two days later."

"Comes as no surprise that cats who fell from the second floor had fewer injuries than cats who fell from the sixth floor. But here is the fascinating part. Above the seventh story, the extent of the injuries largely stayed the same, no matter how high the cats fell. So, how is that possible?

Well, it all comes down to acrobatics or lack thereof. Cats that fell from two to seven stories up mostly landed feet first. Above that, however, cats used a different technique. Instead of positioning their legs straight down as they fell, they splayed out like a parachuter. And landed belly-first instead."

Good article and video...

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How cats can survive falling 32 stories high with limited injuries.


"32 stories above the streets of New York City, a cat fell from a window and lived. After vets treated the cat's chipped tooth and collapsed lungs, the feline was sent home two days later."

"Comes as no surprise that cats who fell from the second floor had fewer injuries than cats who fell from the sixth floor. But here is the fascinating part. Above the seventh story, the extent of the injuries largely stayed the same, no matter how high the cats fell. So, how is that possible?

Well, it all comes down to acrobatics or lack thereof. Cats that fell from two to seven stories up mostly landed feet first. Above that, however, cats used a different technique. Instead of positioning their legs straight down as they fell, they splayed out like a parachuter. And landed belly-first instead."

Good article and video...

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29729568


Yeah.

Whatt happens is after a certain period of Free falling, they give up.

And then they fan their legs out in order to create balance and go limp.
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Awesome cat is awesome.
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~~~
Finally some good news! Hey Super Kitty!!
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Awesome cat is awesome.
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~~~
Finally some good news! Hey Super Kitty!!
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Yes, great news!

Super Kitty is going to stop world war 3 with his judo skills!

Putin
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29729568


:daaamn:
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The technique and form were graceful, elegant, and perfectly executed.

Give it a gold metal.
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Oh please, I can do that...
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yes, you can jump. but can you stick the landing?!?
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I jumped out of an 8-story window during the Six-Day War and survived and nobody put my fucking ass on TikTok.
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Tell us more...
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I jumped out of an 8-story window during the Six-Day War and survived and nobody put my fucking ass on TikTok.
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Tell us more...
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Way to go kitteh!

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Awesome cat is awesome.
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~~~
Finally some good news! Hey Super Kitty!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74899710


Yes, great news!

Super Kitty is going to stop world war 3 with his judo skills!

Putin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79836237


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