I´ve been "Dramatized", quick, someone throw a hissy fit at me!!!

lol, not gonna play that game no I´m not. Av.s set up Ac.s to play and bitch-slap them at the swing set.
well...some do.

I´d be happy to oblige.

I can get mad at you because you felt me up at the drive-in, I´ll throw your class ring back at you and then you can break into song. Sure to get a crowd here and your name written in GLP history.

cant even stop from spillin yur friggin water dish ! ya fkin mutt...what ya think i bought that sqeeky toy for maybe youd rather mate with that than the hound next door you knocked up couldnt keep yur pindick stoered in yur sack eh..and whts with shittin in the middle of the floor and not chasing the neighbors cat off before the fki feline ate my prized pot plants out back...o and ya mutt you couldnt even bite the mailman had to pee on his leg tho didnt ya! admit it you fkin ate my termpaper two years ago didnt ya poopsy!...well ck this out ballbreath im replacing you with a poodle...the pounds waitin for you ya furbag

Can I have a condom break at the drive-in and we get some kind of cross-species abomination pregnancy thing worked in too? You know , some kind of fucktard with four legs and no brains!!!

Veering from the script a bit there but sure.
Even better, twins. Why not. Meet Herb Jr and Another Herb. Kind of thing sweeps week are made of.

Careful DC, I have to call you out. I need some damn drama!!!
Can I be petty too? And can I make some of those mountains that are made of mole hills?

Hey! I have to buy flea collars for these two. Are you ignoring me?
(you wanted drama)

Sure, make em as big as you want.

Need to borrow a shovel?

I never could get you potty-trained..

You PROMISED I could have your puppies, now I find out you´re just a BITCH!

Herb, one Billybongo story coming soon to an x-rated theater near you!

Too late for me to get into a story and be nominated for an Academy Award I ´spose?

Hi Flame !!!!!

Oh the drama!

I forgot to type something!

bull?

GLP Thread Starter pulls up this thread to commit suicide!!!

Are you a moderator Herb? I notice you are able to change your name all the time yet keep your post count. That isn´t possible unless you are a moderator right?

Thanks,

the drama begins

Me a mod?