Troll threads?

I feel like doing some public fapping today.

Do you do that often?

Not really. Getting caught in my car is huge turn-on, but sometimes they say they'll call the cops. Risky.

Just try to not get caught

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weren't you supposed to be a marine biologist freak ?

Nature is messed up.

But nature has to do weird things to bring animals, or humans together sometimes.

Being seen by a woman who takes another look and smiles or encourages me is what it's all about.

I do keep an eye on the mirrors and make sure that there aren't any kids around.

Tentacle porn?

I noticed you haven't updated your location in your profile either whore

Did you watch the cockatoo video? It’s beautiful!

Good. Yea it is pretty hot. I wouldn’t mind seeing, I would smile.

I meant to do that

That’s not very nice, Opie is a skanky two bit slut, not a whore.

muuuah!!!

Lol I wish I was either one sometimes! Luckily my boyfriend puts out enough though

More details please

In the animal kingdom, it's always the male who is the most colourful, most pretty, the most striking, to attract their mate.

In the human world, it's the opposite. It's the females who pretty themselves up, paint their faces, always trying to look attractive.

I always found that strange for some reason.

you are the details

seriously, I still dont know how you ended up here- literally not even 2 brain cells to rub together.

Troll threads are pretty much what you just posted.

Woof.

Nethbot 2.0!

I think human men are pretty

:Superbfairywrens:

That makes me tingly

*magic button pressed repeatedly*

Duh, you didn’t get that until just now?

Yep, but the men of all species are relegated to jumping through hoops to please the ladies.

That is an upside down doggie, isn’t it?