Time Capsule opened in my school.What was inside scared me to death...

THEY MAKE PILLS FOR THIS KIND OF STUFF

Agreed. Lots of these threads lately. Big D Ron has one that started quality but obviously its shit too.

Dude, this is old chain email BS.

UNPIN THIS GARBAGE!!!

Was OP scared to death and died?.

But then the events concerning Jim Bakker and the PTL Club began to surface, and the problems with Jimmy Swaggart followed close behind.

he said this in December of 2007. sure wished he'd given the year of Oct date, would be interesting, no????

what a waste of time, junk thread.

Okay I grew up in the military this kid is drawing drawings that are predicting what I'm create predicting or my mind's predicting or something here both shuttles are correlated from me I think 84 was with the Challenger blew up I was in New Hampshire at the time at brackett elementary on a military base that had put me in a seizure in 1986 by taking too much blood out of me that was the first attempt on my life 84 I think was the year Challenger blew up I was at bracket elementary outside watching watching you know I think we were outside watching on TV or something when it blew up then I moved down here to Florida prior to New Hampshire I lived in Las Vegas which is a trilateral insignia of military installations I've lived at everything is being designed so pay attention to this s***, 86 the military hospital puts me in a seizure by taking too much blood out of me first attempt on my life to prove that your planet's trying to murder God, all right three attempts on my life during Obama I predicted Fukushima by one day to usher in my three radiation neutralizing inventions still ignored to this day nine years later Fukushima was designed by me the the the Columbia shuttle right before launch I was at my ex-girlfriend's house with her new boyfriend and I told him I've never seen the shuttle have problems on reentry 15 minutes before it takes off, then it takes off the wing gets hit it's doing a polar spy orbit mission on Russia and then it burns up on reentry just like I said, so yeah Steve Monticello is right you better pay attention to this information Australia I'm not going to say it twice because I'm tired of staying the s*** over and over, okay your government stole my invention since 92 for 28 years that was supposed to save your planet when I've been in telepathic contact with aliens since I was 6 years old.
" Can I finish my splinter cell book now??"

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since during Obama's dictatorship at the beginning when I was reading it Tom Clancy died I don't know how many authors die while you're in the middle of reading their book but Tom Clancy was the first for me and the only one so far, I'm sure they're probably be more!
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" Have any of you ever let Obama's ISIS down to Mexico like I have over a lie about moving there March 23,2015-april 14,2015? after Obama's third attempt on my life and advertised it out of basketball game, night that I almost got my throat cut, trust me my aliens are pissed since I own the ark of the covenant your planet's under heavy assault by the gods? "
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I can show you all s*** you've never seen it was designed everything's designed That's all you need to know death is even designed, I think I should have died about 15 or 20 times once as a kid falling out of a tree about eight feet up when a branch broke and my head hit a rock I mean I should have been dead from that ran home the whole way somehow I don't know seizure and sixth grade military hospital that should have probably killed me They were probably trying four years after shaking George Bush senior's hand as you see they're killing the author I'm in the middle of reading you know and then three attempts on my life during Obama all the advertises it at a basketball game I mean come on are you kidding me!?
let's see the other time during Obama's dictatorship working for dish Network training with Rob Baker old guy going down steps behind me Rob Baker in front of me Cocks a gun behind me gun behind me, and I immediately asked God not to make this gun fire that I just heard cock behind me then the old and I know I know if I turn around and see this old guy with the gun in his hand I'd be in jail right now because he'd be he'd probably be dead I'd probably punch him in the throat and I'd have I'd be in jail you know but I didn't turn around I just kept walking and ask God not to make this revolver fire and then he pulls the trigger and on my oh wow I'm not dead I'm not f****** dead I didn't just get my brains blown out this is f****** awesome The gods listen to me and I knew not to turn around and see this old guy with a gun in his hand I asked Rob if he heard anything when I get to the bottom of the stairs the old guy runs off real quick and a real real suspicious on my oh wow that's really f****** suspicious and then at the end of the install there's a chrome white ebony handled revolver on the old guy's desk that I point out to Rob Baker and I said yeah yeah that's the gun I heard cock behind me. Just like that movie seen Lucy. [link to youtu.be (secure)]
So there's one witness for you and that's a real f****** witness for your f****** country.
How the other incident was in Georgia bouncing hotels me and Scott friend I was getting non-stop truth out I think I got the occupied movement started with all my truth but nobody wanted to know why and I I told everybody it's because it's because everything's been inflated prices have gone up and everything rent and mortgage and everything's gone up electricity insurance everything's gone sky high while pay has done nothing pay and base pay has stayed at a residual so I mean if people can't move forward and everything is going to keep rising then we have what we see now everybody's living on the streets. And that was 10 years ago and so so they parked in air Force trailer outside our hotel with vents on it I pointed out to everybody there were people inside it was a communication center because it had vents on it I grew up in the air Force on that stupid I can read anything quick as f*** so I can even I even have the voices that help me tell who the f*** I'm about to talk to and what they are what they're all about before I even meet them and then after I talk to them like wow these voices are f****** right and they're right about every f****** thing about these f****** people.
so me and Scott was one night we're going home passing by military base right here up in Georgia They just unfocused the picture right as I was looking at it as I posted, hold on ).insert georgia info here... [link to www.foxnews.com (secure)] ) okay so we are driving perpendicular to the front of this military base in Georgia, I was wondering why the lights were so dim cuz you know I got low low pink halogen bulbs in the military bases see it's look at low lighting so you can't pick it up from the planes from above to easily but anyways I was questioning why it was so damn who would have lights this low I didn't know as a military base as we're driving by it yet until we get to the main military base front base gate and then we start driving away from the base right there at the front gate right there at the front gate base road we start driving away from the military base and this is like 10:00 at night we finished our day's work and we're going back to the hotel you know back to the one where they I think might have been a different one then then where they had the air Force trailer at because my boss had a bunch of different hotels all over cuz yeah we were doing radiant barrier installs all over Georgia you know we're being in an attic for like three to six hours every day installing a radiant barrier and addicts about 160° everyday I mean I was losing mad weight it was f****** unreal you know I had it to where I I could actually enjoy the heat have go past cold sweats actually have it to where everything feels nice and cold and and I could keep working I mean I wouldn't even get heat stroke or anything I would pass all that s***, but anyways anyways we are driving away from the military base we get to the hotel within like 45 minutes to an hour later I turn on the news first thing on the news a military veteran went crazy at the military base front road we were just on 45 minutes ago went crazy was randomly shooting at cars with an M16 and then a motorcycle cop pulled up and he shoots the motorcycle cop dead than himself it's kind of like just that scene how I just posted about what's that the men who stare goats movie you know or that were the one on were the one a guy gets the other guy to blow his brains out because he puts them on LSD and starts flashing the lights on him and s*** you know it's like that that kind of scene you know what I'm talking about? ( Insert men who stare at goats suicide scene here/. [link to youtu.be (secure)] .
and ask them why they deleted my first UFO report that pissed me off a lot dude during Obama m*********** got three attempts on my life and deleted my UFO report f***** deserves a f****** shot in the f****** head piece of s***!

Scott friend was my witness for that one.
oh and the third attempt on my life was when I was with Stephan Walls he asked me to go to chronic with him the weekend fighting against Obama's illegal amnesty and he asked me to go to the club he gets in his he leaves my friend leaves he's in his truck waiting I leave a few minutes later stranger from latin night following me across the parking lot, not saying anything or getting my attention, two steps behind me all the way up across the parking lot and I know it I'm just watching them but I got a friend in the truck waiting that has a gun anyway so I get in the truck and then my friend asked me why the guy was following me and I said I don't know and then the guy gets in a brown van they follow us the dog and bone my friend I have a drink a dog a bone watch the van that nobody gets out of they leave my friend takes me home is this looks like the same brown van sitting out front of my house with the hood open on my friend says I should call the cops I say I'm not going to call the murder police and get murdered over this set up a s*** so I'll just tell the CIA online s*** and see what happens and then a blackhawk helicopter buzzes my house at like at 1:00 a.m. and the vehicle is missing.
I don't know what kind of f****** games this planets plan but it's getting wiped out for it.

All your governments on this planet owe me a lot of God damn money!

Don't worry your retard planet hasn't seen anything yet!!

I promise

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Fukushima was designed by me I predicted 9/11 by 2 days they've been counting down over the past 20 years to the apocalypse thats what with Steve knew, The guy Steve down here I know his last name is friend.
okay Australian here's some more f****** tongue twisters for your f****** mind all right I dated a chick tashinta Crowder my friend friend John hussey kept saying before I ever met her that I've been crowded and then what are the chances I'd be to chick with the last name Crowder about at the same time I don't know it seems like a set up to me, when I was with her I had given her shoes from Australia too I had given her two meteorite earrings for her birthday one week before her birthday before the police date that was spying on us broke us up, it was spying on us constantly following us around setting everyone up they were telling lies about me and they and then one week of they took three jobs away from me and they attacked me over a bowl of weed that I used to cure cancer and that made it me lose her, because I missed her birthday because I was in a depression like I said I gave her two meteorite earrings and now as you see that was like 8 or 9 years ago now 2017 something was pissing off my telepathy and I got mad and I asked for a meteorite and a tsunami The next day a meteor hits Australia that was March 2017 a meteor over Brisbane Australia they deleted the video on YouTube cuz I kept using it That's what a scumbag f****** planet in US government you have that deletes real information for telling the truth now you have this information I know you're an Australian you were there I'm a year prior there's even a video of a guy showing a meteorite hit over Australia and I've had tons of meteors since 2013 I asked God to kill me with a meteor and a huge meteor hits Australia a week later blows out all their windows and doors then last February my boss stole my paycheck of $400 asked me to telepathize a bunch of s*** I was like oh f*** I'm going to picture a bunch of meteors and I've been picturing them to carpet bomb your planet with meteors over the past two years and so so right after that I was thinking of dating his daughter from New Jersey New York they get a meteor within that week then I watch videos of women in Cuba the same week Cuba gets a meteor that f****** week then I tell my friend in Gainesville they get a f****** meteor then I tell my ex-girlfriend in Michigan they get a f****** meteor so I got those for pretty much back to back within about a month or so and then I said well f*** it I'm going to picture DC all week I did and DC get some meat here so that's the second time that was the second meteor I got for DC I got another one in 2015 when I thought a DC all week on purpose to see if I could get them to get a meteor and I did so then I kept I kept playing with it you know my friend was talking about Costa Rica then Costa Rica gets a meteor then it jumped to Puerto Rico then I said where's my gold and there's a huge gold media then and it didn't stop there I posted craigslist ads in Russian Malaysian India all three of the end of February all three of those countries get meteors I post Craigslist ad February 25th in Egypt they're President dies that day I posted like I said in India President visits India and then the coronavirus starts wiping out India and then your President does a year there's tons of other meteors I can get into but I'm going to jump to this one You're president does a speech in Minnesota and then there's a f****** meteor over Minnesota within a day so yeah your president's the Antichrist and I'm the Christ and good luck with this

It was a good story.

I like the Criminal Minds episode where they opened a time capsule and a head came rolling out.

A time capsule was opened at a boys' school in Sydney, Australia, in 2007, and another buried in its place.

Haven't read through the whole thread, so I'm not sure if this was mentioned before.

"In celebration of its golden jubilee, Epping Boys High School of Sydney buried a time capsule in the foyer of its library, in 2007, to be unearthed in the centenary year. A previous time capsule was buried in 1982 to celebrate the silver jubilee."

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and the day I wanted a nuclear device to detonate is the day this Russian nuclear missile detonates so that tells me my aliens can detonate every nuke on Earth and kill you all for stealing my alien tech for 28 years killing everything around me getting away with four attempted murders on my life keeping me broken starving so as you see this is my mission now.

It was funny when I the week I designed my Minecraft timer to count down, Is the week Obama invites clock boy to the White House so that disproves the NSA was spying on everything I was doing but what's funny is the day I wanted a nuclear device to detonate this nuclear missile detonates in Russia!!

Isn't that f****** hilarious??
My grandfather used to work for a microchip company..

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So what's the last picture??

mr rotschild king of sumer
will destroy the holy land ??

tht woul be terrible





the king of France and israel is a false target 25/08/2020

he was the king of egypt and macedonia
victim of a sumerian psychological warfare operation
for creating a buffer state between egypt and persia
thru ritual sexual child abuse
(some thousands children kidnapped and programmed)

Actually the king of sumer thinks he is israelite.
or maybe he been told the king of egypt (and israel)
is the chief and they are the protestants.

if you dont send me my money back now
The clinical situation will exterminate like infected cattle
all your race of fukin retards

all my technology and artwork to save you with stolen my artwork for 28 years and my inventions!

Heaven

Sidewalks and skeletons

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This is all the most incredible information you'll ever see in any of your lives!!

Stolen Artwork, stolen tech for 28 years
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From 2007


Great story


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God is in control, always. Most precious thing is your soul. Encapsulation of your soul is worst nightmare to come. Either through vaccine or tattoo doesn't really matter.

Or imagine if f****** retards like you are costing the planet by being stupid?

and the day I wanted a nuclear device to detonate is the day this Russian nuclear missile detonates so that tells me my aliens can detonate every nuke on Earth and kill you all for stealing my alien tech for 28 years killing everything around me getting away with four attempted murders on my life keeping me broken starving so as you see this is my mission now.

It was funny when I the week I designed my Minecraft timer to count down, Is the week Obama invites clock boy to the White House so that disproves the NSA was spying on everything I was doing but what's funny is the day I wanted a nuclear device to detonate this nuclear missile detonates in Russia!!

Isn't that f****** hilarious??
My grandfather used to work for a microchip company..

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That's because it is.

The OP was a writer who trialled his storyline for that movie as you see here on GLP.

There was a later follow-up thread about it, with his appreciation.

I was here then.

Eat a dick..

Two Martin families missing

Martin family of six found missing January 25th 1958(6)
The Diatlov pass incident January 23rd 1959(9)
Dennis Martin goes missing June 14th 1959(1)
1959 Martin family missing same years diet law of pass incident where nine skiers go missing found with a tent ripped open found frozen all the bodies all nine bodies all nine bodies found a radiated buried in lead coffins the bodies were found with some of the bodies smashed look like they dropped from our great height the one person who stayed behind survived and he had sciatic problems which is what I've been dealing with.
I had told my friend James around the same time that as a kid I used to play hide and seek ball tag and I could have someone chasing me and I could run around this bush and I could jump into it and the person would run right by me and wouldn't even notice that I jumped into it and then the next day I find out this kid Dennis Martin and my research goes missing playing hide and seek around a bush and what are the chances of that that I would tell us one day prior and then it would happen the next day in my research but it was all research that happened 60 years prior?
January 23rd 2016 I asked for earthquake and locusts cuz of the stucco;people I work for Marty and Mike robbed me for 900 bucks so I asked for an earthquake and locust and an earthquake hits Alaska the next day January 24th 2016 and locust invade Argentina January 25th 2016 so I got both things I asked for therefore I think I'm God!
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Two Martin families missing

Martin family of six found missing January 25th 1958(6)
The Diatlov pass incident January 23rd 1959(9)
Dennis Martin goes missing June 14th 1959(1)
1959 Martin family missing same years diet law of pass incident where nine skiers go missing found with a tent ripped open found frozen all the bodies all nine bodies all nine bodies found a radiated buried in lead coffins the bodies were found with some of the bodies smashed look like they dropped from our great height the one person who stayed behind survived and he had sciatic problems which is what I've been dealing with.
I had told my friend James around the same time that as a kid I used to play hide and seek ball tag and I could have someone chasing me and I could run around this bush and I could jump into it and the person would run right by me and wouldn't even notice that I jumped into it and then the next day I find out this kid Dennis Martin and my research goes missing playing hide and seek around a bush and what are the chances of that that I would tell us one day prior and then it would happen the next day in my research but it was all research that happened 60 years prior?
January 23rd 2016 I asked for earthquake and locusts cuz of the stucco;people I work for Marty and Mike robbed me for 900 bucks so I asked for an earthquake and locust and an earthquake hits Alaska the next day January 24th 2016 and locust invade Argentina January 25th 2016 so I got both things I asked for therefore I think I'm God!
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Looks like someone's been watching the movie "Knowing" one too many times.

Be more original next time pal ok?

gee why is there climate change well your government tested 1200 nuclear bombs each nuclear bomb gets it hot as the f****** sun which is millions of degrees you times that by 1,200 well that's about 1 billion degrees temperature that you put into the core of your planet and now your entire planet's melting and blowing I would call your f****** scientist and military f****** retards too but they murdered you also f*** it!! [link to youtu.be (secure)]


you see since your government was stealing my alien tech since 28 all I had to do was ask my aliens to let me create inventions and ideas that if ignored would cause extinction level events for your planet therefore all I had to do was have my aliens take out a nuclear reactor that I predicted one day prior to my cheating ass girlfriend that I can fart and cause a tsunami on the other side of the planet which is God's trumpet that nobody's smart enough to f****** understand for dumb some dumb f*** reason and the next day I got that f****** 9.0 earthquake and it took out a nuclear reactor and it was supposed to because I had the inventions to neutralize radiation or destroy radioactive particles using absolute zero or using the four atomic lasers to neutralize radioactive particles and here it is 9 years later everybody still acts stupid like the government steal and kill everything around me so I keep having aliens kill every f****** one of you with natural disasters and meteors do you understand English f****** retards or should I keep wiping your planet out??

You're all dying of radiation poisoning that your government has to blame on covet virus because it dropped the ball so long let all the radioactive dust cover your country let it f****** ship all your foods across to China to be processed twice and irradiated twice across the radioactive Pacific and then you all eat that f****** food and die do you understand English do you know what wormwood is did you read the Bible do you know what revelations is are you smart did you go to school did you get an education do you know what you are do you know you're a f****** human do you know you're alive do you know what the f*** is going on??

I didn't test 1200 nuclear bombs your government did I didn't build all these nuclear power plants to radiate your f****** planet your government did I didn't drop the ball on God so that your whole planet would get wiped out all these decades your government f****** did you have someone to f****** blame you keep kissing it's f****** ass so it keeps killing you I would call you a f****** retard but I think the whole planet already knows everyone in the US is f****** retarded

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tons of nuclear reactors at the bottom of the ocean tons of nuclear reactor leaks all over every country tons of polluted rivers land environment air even nuclear storage sites have tunnels that are collapsing given off millions of beraquels of radiation, I had inventions to save your planet but as you see all the all the planet could do is steal and kill everything around me to make these beings that I'm connected to wipe out the planet.


You don't see how they can  catch a plane and a bird in the sky That's how they can grab a meteor while they're cloaked and put it anywhere on your like planet like your president's f****** face!!



Just know I tried to warn you all for eight years straight on Facebook Instagram Twitter and all these social media sites and all they did was block me or banned me for telling the truth so f*** you all and your planet for put me through hell this long!!

" well it's obvious there's no one to trust on this planet after being messed with for pretty much 39 years straight now that I'm 45..."

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Well Mr scientific brother do you think black holes are compressed nitrogen then since they hold so much mass and pressure that light can escape Do you think it's a huge ball of nitrogen gas with a radioactive core center??

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Zeus
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Blackbird Chernobyl

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I'm sure these aliens will have a blast killing everyone once this planet kills me!!

Hybrids wiping out criminal US govt.
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I  get Trump and Bush to go to the hospital..
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I made Obama read my favorite kids book on purpose in front of everybody to prove the hive mind on my planet after his third attempt on my life that he advertised on live television with the throat cut sign so I let his ISIS team down to Mexico over a lie from March 23rd 2015 to April 14th 2015 3 weeks
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US govt killed everyone
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5G,radiation, kids, death, schools
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Patnode trying to cure Earth
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Don't fuck with me
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Meteor's and my research
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Oh I pictured both these viruses and got them next time don't let your government steal my alien tech for 28 years trying it

Planes and birds  suspended in air
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Imagine what these huge dark stars how big asteroid they can hide inside themselves and cloak to drop on Earth? Retard  government

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Nothing

78 pages of nonsense

No.

It ties into more recent doom threads.

Thread: I am Steven Mazzacatto, ask me a question

Though it is similar in style to many of the creepy pasta writers out there, you're not a very good writer yet. You can be. Creepy pastas sound like everyday man. You're not even posting like an actual person would post or talk. It's too much like you're a wanna be writer who isn't really good at it because you lack narrative and discipline. Please read a lot more creepy pastas before trying to create one. I mean, try to read at least three a night for at least a month. Then create an outline. Be more vague and don't answer questions for your readers. You're too specific and leave no hooks for individuals to become invested in the story. You have to be like a normal human being in your style and speech without feeling forced. Omit the crappy one liner garbage that is rehashed over and over. It would be better for him to skip and continue with a look on his face than rush off the stage, because that would be newsworthy if he did what you claimed. Also, instead of saying basically that you're not going to give details that will make it easier to confirm, be more vague and remove yourself from the story. That reeks of narcissism and kills the immersion.

Nice. If true it would have been the talk of all people everywhere all the time.