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POST YOUR MOST OUTRAGEOUS AND BIZARRE METAPHORS AND SAYINGS.

 
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POST YOUR MOST OUTRAGEOUS AND BIZARRE METAPHORS AND SAYINGS.
Here are some of mine:

I feel as confused as a termite on a yo-yo.

Feeling happier than a dog with two tails.

Be yourself. Unless you are a unicorn. Then be a unicorn.

If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me.

Money doesn't grow on cheese.

When nothing goes right, go left.

Just because you're tied to the porch, it doesn't mean you can't bark at cars
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06/05/2021 09:56 PM
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Re: POST YOUR MOST OUTRAGEOUS AND BIZARRE METAPHORS AND SAYINGS.
..why you gotta piss in my cheerios?
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06/05/2021 10:09 PM
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Man who sleep with itchy butt wake with stinky finger
To ignore tyranny is to give it medium to thrive!
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06/05/2021 10:12 PM
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Dont forget to wipe your fanny young lad
ProfessorDweeb
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06/05/2021 10:12 PM
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Re: POST YOUR MOST OUTRAGEOUS AND BIZARRE METAPHORS AND SAYINGS.
I don't come to where you work and slap the dick out of YOUR mouth!

It's colder than a nun's nipple.

Shit man, it's been a while! How's your dick?
Anonymous Coward
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06/05/2021 10:17 PM
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A deal so good is like a sore dick.. you just can't beat it
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06/05/2021 10:18 PM
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hi
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06/05/2021 10:26 PM
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Not every good idea is a good idea.
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06/05/2021 10:30 PM
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Taste so good make a puppy pull a freight train.
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06/05/2021 10:32 PM
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When peeing it is the pause that refreshes.
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06/05/2021 10:35 PM
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When you try to get things un stuck. This thing has to come bleed or blister.
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06/05/2021 10:46 PM
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hungry enough to eat a baby’s butt through a park bench
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06/05/2021 10:47 PM
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Did you ever blow a goat all you wanted to?
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Joe Biden is Asshole.





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