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User ID: 79037716 United States 06/05/2021 09:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | POST YOUR MOST OUTRAGEOUS AND BIZARRE METAPHORS AND SAYINGS. Here are some of mine:
I feel as confused as a termite on a yo-yo.
Feeling happier than a dog with two tails.
Be yourself. Unless you are a unicorn. Then be a unicorn.
If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me.
Money doesn't grow on cheese.
When nothing goes right, go left.
Just because you're tied to the porch, it doesn't mean you can't bark at cars |
BigJCPump
User ID: 80007429 United States 06/05/2021 09:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POST YOUR MOST OUTRAGEOUS AND BIZARRE METAPHORS AND SAYINGS. ..why you gotta piss in my cheerios? |
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User ID: 80451935 United States 06/05/2021 10:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POST YOUR MOST OUTRAGEOUS AND BIZARRE METAPHORS AND SAYINGS. Man who sleep with itchy butt wake with stinky finger To ignore tyranny is to give it medium to thrive! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80452209 Australia 06/05/2021 10:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POST YOUR MOST OUTRAGEOUS AND BIZARRE METAPHORS AND SAYINGS. Dont forget to wipe your fanny young lad |
ProfessorDweeb User ID: 48829227 United States 06/05/2021 10:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POST YOUR MOST OUTRAGEOUS AND BIZARRE METAPHORS AND SAYINGS. I don't come to where you work and slap the dick out of YOUR mouth!
It's colder than a nun's nipple.
Shit man, it's been a while! How's your dick? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78014238 06/05/2021 10:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POST YOUR MOST OUTRAGEOUS AND BIZARRE METAPHORS AND SAYINGS. A deal so good is like a sore dick.. you just can't beat it |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79209032 United States 06/05/2021 10:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POST YOUR MOST OUTRAGEOUS AND BIZARRE METAPHORS AND SAYINGS. hi |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80389481 United States 06/05/2021 10:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POST YOUR MOST OUTRAGEOUS AND BIZARRE METAPHORS AND SAYINGS. Not every good idea is a good idea. |
silverbird
User ID: 65561596 United States 06/05/2021 10:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POST YOUR MOST OUTRAGEOUS AND BIZARRE METAPHORS AND SAYINGS. Taste so good make a puppy pull a freight train. |
silverbird
User ID: 65561596 United States 06/05/2021 10:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POST YOUR MOST OUTRAGEOUS AND BIZARRE METAPHORS AND SAYINGS. When peeing it is the pause that refreshes. |
silverbird
User ID: 65561596 United States 06/05/2021 10:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POST YOUR MOST OUTRAGEOUS AND BIZARRE METAPHORS AND SAYINGS. When you try to get things un stuck. This thing has to come bleed or blister. |
OCCAMS RAZOR User ID: 80120075 United States 06/05/2021 10:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POST YOUR MOST OUTRAGEOUS AND BIZARRE METAPHORS AND SAYINGS. hungry enough to eat a baby’s butt through a park bench |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71190574 United States 06/05/2021 10:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POST YOUR MOST OUTRAGEOUS AND BIZARRE METAPHORS AND SAYINGS. Did you ever blow a goat all you wanted to? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79258227 United States 06/05/2021 10:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POST YOUR MOST OUTRAGEOUS AND BIZARRE METAPHORS AND SAYINGS. Joe Biden is Asshole. |