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Bhutto Killed Slipping On Banana Peel

 
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12/28/2007 08:25 PM
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Bhutto Killed Slipping On Banana Peel
Bhutto Killed Slipping On Banana Peel

ISLAMABAD(World Press) - According to sources inside of the Pakistani government, Benazir Bhutto was killed when she slipped on a banana peel while dodging a bomb blast.

Pakistani Intelligence says Bhutto was eating fruit inside of her armored car as a snack to build up her energy for public appearances because she had a low blood sugar level. The Pakistan People's Party leader had eaten a banana and left the peel lying on the seat she was sitting in. While standing up through the sunroof in order to greet the crowd, her foot neared the deadly banana skin.

When a suicide bomber blew himself up nearby, the blast frightened Bhutto and she lost her footing on the seat when she stepped on the peel. She slipped and hit her head on the sunroof handle, cracking her skull and causing her fatal injury.

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12/28/2007 08:28 PM
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Re: Bhutto Killed Slipping On Banana Peel
This gets crazier and crazier!
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12/28/2007 08:29 PM
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Re: Bhutto Killed Slipping On Banana Peel
don't believe everything you read
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12/28/2007 08:29 PM
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Re: Bhutto Killed Slipping On Banana Peel
She choked on a pretzel and so did the 25 people around her. ANd demolished the motorcade. Pretzels do that everyday.





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