But you ARE gay, mutant, unemployed.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79209032 well,
i am not totally unemployed, i am fighting and opposing your kind, your god and your system/reality, this is like the most honorable job ever, but unfortunately it is Unpaid job until now
and no one can be as gay/cuckold as your religious/liberal kind who see nothing wrong -or at-least sexy- with females mingling with men, while wearing tights/naked clothes and see nothing wrong/criminal even when females commit non-marital sex
and this mutation/deformation is magical in nature, that mean that i am actually handsome/sexy as hell, but the magical laws/influence/curses of your cursed people/god make most people see me as mutated/ugly and make me also see them mutated/ugly because of the law of mirror that y enemies enforce over reality
and that can happen only temporally when your kind mange to force corruption into my head until i cleanse myself
and that was even a thing of the past, because nowadays i now know how to protect myself from most of the mutating magical laws/influence/curses of your people/god like 95% of the time
this is why you kind are agitating against me lately and keep getting angrier and trying to find ways/excuses to corrupt and/or harm me