I've picked up women from GLP before.. have you

Why did you break up with her?

What interests did you have in common? Let me guess, Loren Gray and Taylor Swift...

Did they wear a condom?

LiteaFart

She probably broke up with him for being a dick. As all the men here are.

Describe her, without identifying her. Just her physical attributes.

Distance

She kept flying down to see me

Then we just got comfortable chatting on the phone every night

It was like having phone sex with Marilyn Monroe

Over time attraction swept over her

And every guy in her hometown sensed it

I tend to do that to women

Once with me they start to glow

And everyone can see it

Spirituality yo

And she does not like my fascination with celebs

Why would a woman wear a condom

So why didn’t she just move in with you or vice versa?

Loneliness

Like a modern day Mary Magdalene

Because your woman has a giant penis.

LiteaFart

Lololol

OP is a woman!

She has kids from a previous marriage.. I do not

She divorced her husband to be with me

So I saw it as a huge responsibility

Have you ever heard about the people in Tibet in monasteries who “fall asleep” for twenty years and then are awoken at the end, only to fall back into what is essentially a coma for another twenty? They are kept in something like a coffin. Apparently, deep meditation brings a few to the state in which they can do this...

Previous kids is always bad news...did you not see that as a huge red flag right from the get-go?

The ones I have encountered have been.

Maybe I'm just doing it all wrong?

It's been 12 years for me

Feel like Rip Van Winkle sometimes

Send me a pic

When you really like someone or love them

You can handle the extra responsibilities

Hate to break it to you OP, but I'm pretty sure Brief is actually a guy, not a girl.

Oh no, I'm not doing that all over again. Always ends in heartache for me.

Good luck in your future endeavours!

You just gave up too soon

Thanks for the debrief

No I didn't. He did.

I've heard about women who always fall for 'douches'
Known some of them too, shortly. lol
not saying thats you!!!

That is fake fucking news