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Covid is contracted by flushing the toilet with the seat in the UP position instead of DOWN (closed)

 
CaptainZero
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06/11/2021 07:02 PM
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Covid is contracted by flushing the toilet with the seat in the UP position instead of DOWN (closed)
After you make your leavings and BEFORE attempting to flush your dirt, lower the toilet seat.

If you leave it up, the water pressure from flushing the toilet tank blasts your shit microbes into the mucus linings of your nose and eyeballs. While you stare are your disappearing work of art.

Instant Covid infection. You filthy unwashed animal.

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06/18/2021 12:03 AM
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Re: Covid is contracted by flushing the toilet with the seat in the UP position instead of DOWN (closed)
So, how did it just show up when indoor plumbing has been around a long time?
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06/18/2021 12:08 AM
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Re: Covid is contracted by flushing the toilet with the seat in the UP position instead of DOWN (closed)
there is no covid...

its never been isolated...


just a mish mash of coronaviruses weve had around forever


youve been played and duped
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06/18/2021 12:14 AM
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Re: Covid is contracted by flushing the toilet with the seat in the UP position instead of DOWN (closed)
After you make your leavings and BEFORE attempting to flush your dirt, lower the toilet seat.

If you leave it up, the water pressure from flushing the toilet tank blasts your shit microbes into the mucus linings of your nose and eyeballs. While you stare are your disappearing work of art.

Instant Covid infection. You filthy unwashed animal.

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE FROM:

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Tell your mom to put the seat down after she pisses like men are supposed to do.





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