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'I was completely inside': Lobster diver swallowed by humpback whale!

 
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'I was completely inside': Lobster diver swallowed by humpback whale!
"Licensed commercial lobster divers literally pluck lobsters off the sandy bottom, and as Packard, 56, dove down Friday morning, he saw schools of sand lances and stripers swimming by. The ocean food chain was in full evidence, but about 10 feet from the bottom Packard suddenly knew what it truly felt like to be part of that chain."

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"In something truly biblical, Packard was swallowed whole by a humpback whale.

“All of a sudden, I felt this huge shove and the next thing I knew it was completely black,” Packard recalled Friday afternoon following his release from Cape Cod Hospital in Hyannis. “I could sense I was moving, and I could feel the whale squeezing with the muscles in his mouth.”

Initially, Packard thought he was inside a great white shark, but he couldn’t feel any teeth and he hadn’t suffered any obvious wounds. It quickly dawned on him that he had been swallowed by a whale." <50% Full story at linky goodness.

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No sign shall be given to this generation but the sign of Jonah.
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No sign shall be given to this generation but the sign of Jonah.
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The sign of Jonah (3 days in the whale) was given when Jesus spent 3 days in the tomb, then emerged, alive
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Whales don't eat big sized stuff like seals n humans. They eat tiny plankton.

This story be fishy.
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WOWZERS...

Great grandpa tales in his future...

He should write a book...
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Whales don't eat big sized stuff like seals n humans. They eat tiny plankton.

This story be fishy.
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That's why it spit him out.

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Lucky it wasn't a shark

Who the fuck get swallowed by a whale? LOL
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Same thing happened to the guy Jonah 2000+ years ago and it got retold till it got in Bible.
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Man swallowed by whale and lives, 1892, 1925, 1932, there maybe more, just look in old newspapers.
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No sign shall be given to this generation but the sign of Jonah.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78397623


The sign of Jonah (3 days in the whale) was given when Jesus spent 3 days in the tomb, then emerged, alive
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Yup

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Nah. It's fishy. Pro divers are all about situational awareness. And those whales still keep an eye open and know if they're coning up to an object.

The guy would've sensed or seen the whale conng. They swim slow AF, and rarely on the bottom.

What can I say? Devil's advocate. Fishy. Could be a lame attempt at going viral. Big money getting imvited on talk shows etc.
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I have been completely inside a whale a few times. She was quite large. But I would never share that with friends.cool2
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Yes, it's traumatic for most men. Whales are easy prey: easily spotted, slow, and seemingly friendly. Among the easiest of beasts to inject a harpoon; how can you miss?

But, the trauma is real. Your friends might not know you bagged a sitting duck, but your ego knows.

Still, I contend this story fishy von wishy.
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If you read the entire article..... it sounds exactly like this guy is trying to get a movie deal!

Even scientists say this is exceedingly rare.

Couple that with his other claims throughout his life..... sounds like a movie script.
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I don't think the whale intentionally swallowed him, but in case this happens to any of my fellow GLP'ers, below info is what you should do. chuckle

"Outfitted with scuba gear, he struggled and the whale began shaking its head so that Packard could tell he didn’t like it. ...he struggled and the whale began shaking its head so that Packard could tell he didn’t like it."

"I saw light, and he started throwing his head side to side, and the next thing I knew I was outside (in the water)"



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Do we have any evidence this actually happened? No we don't. All we have is a contrived story, and a picture of a guy with a thumb up, which comes down to a big "Trust me bro."

Must be easy being a journalist these days. Hire an actor, take a picture, write a fictional story. There you go folks, it all really happened!
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the sea was angry that day my friends!
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No sign shall be given to this generation but the sign of Jonah.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78397623


The sign of Jonah (3 days in the whale) was given when Jesus spent 3 days in the tomb, then emerged, alive
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Jonah was actually battling the Dagon fish god society In Nineveh

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If you read the entire article..... it sounds exactly like this guy is trying to get a movie deal!

Even scientists say this is exceedingly rare.

Couple that with his other claims throughout his life..... sounds like a movie script.
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Scientists you say ?
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It’s kind of a “cool story bro”, but I don’t discard the possibility of it being true. He should change his name to Jonah now, LOL.

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Lol love this one
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:damson:
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Lol love this one
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And then he said, "I am Beowulf!" Produced his dagger and cut the beast's throat, allowing him to escape.

"I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! I AM BEOWULF!"



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Modern day Jonah. Also supports the biblical account in case you atheist assholes thought that wasn't possible
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I have been completely inside a whale a few times. She was quite large. But I would never share that with friends.cool2
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Yeah lover girl is huge alright
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There was a video showing a woman in a small boat being gulpped up by a whale, spat her out after
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So interesting. I'll bet Jonah thought he was a goner when he found himself in pitch black
Jonah was already relegated to death when he told the men on the boat to just throw him into the water and save themselves

Surely jonah thought death was next

I bet jonah didn't even struggle the way this lobster diver did and was ejected in short order

But jonah probably thought he was already dead and in sheol.
Makes sense how he could be in there for a couple days

Real testament to the historicity of jonah





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