'I was completely inside': Lobster diver swallowed by humpback whale! | |
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Agent 88 User ID: 80446355 Canada 06/12/2021 06:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WOWZERS... Great grandpa tales in his future... He should write a book... "Were living in a time where facts have become conspiracy theories" A larper,eh... [link to imgur.com (secure)] 4-20-1889 |
Louis in Richmond (OP) That is my arm now; broken for 7 months User ID: 74769583 United States 06/12/2021 07:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whales don't eat big sized stuff like seals n humans. They eat tiny plankton. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80416323 This story be fishy. That's why it spit him out. Thanks for the Trin Pin. Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country, don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy. |
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Xeven User ID: 79827759 United States 06/12/2021 07:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Same thing happened to the guy Jonah 2000+ years ago and it got retold till it got in Bible. I reserve the right to declare my comments and posts as satire. Nothing I post should be considered or interpreted as advocacy for illegal activity. My comments are designed to inspire critical political thinking. I only mean half of what I say and only say half of what I mean. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80416323 China 06/12/2021 07:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nah. It's fishy. Pro divers are all about situational awareness. And those whales still keep an eye open and know if they're coning up to an object. The guy would've sensed or seen the whale conng. They swim slow AF, and rarely on the bottom. What can I say? Devil's advocate. Fishy. Could be a lame attempt at going viral. Big money getting imvited on talk shows etc. |
2012Portal 2012Portal - Mayan Beyond 2012 User ID: 73442504 Netherlands 06/12/2021 08:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Holy Jonah! From the love of power to the power of Love - My camera and video gear: [link to graphicstart.com] --- --- --- "Jesus Christ, the Son of God our Savior" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80416323 China 06/12/2021 08:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have been completely inside a whale a few times. She was quite large. But I would never share that with friends. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80422696 Yes, it's traumatic for most men. Whales are easy prey: easily spotted, slow, and seemingly friendly. Among the easiest of beasts to inject a harpoon; how can you miss? But, the trauma is real. Your friends might not know you bagged a sitting duck, but your ego knows. Still, I contend this story fishy von wishy. |
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Only Original Documents User ID: 74334304 United States 06/12/2021 08:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you read the entire article..... it sounds exactly like this guy is trying to get a movie deal! Even scientists say this is exceedingly rare. Couple that with his other claims throughout his life..... sounds like a movie script. |
NOLAangel User ID: 79558822 United States 06/12/2021 08:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't think the whale intentionally swallowed him, but in case this happens to any of my fellow GLP'ers, below info is what you should do. "Outfitted with scuba gear, he struggled and the whale began shaking its head so that Packard could tell he didn’t like it. ...he struggled and the whale began shaking its head so that Packard could tell he didn’t like it." "I saw light, and he started throwing his head side to side, and the next thing I knew I was outside (in the water)" Last Edited by NOLAangel on 06/12/2021 08:36 AM |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80431726 United Kingdom 06/12/2021 08:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Do we have any evidence this actually happened? No we don't. All we have is a contrived story, and a picture of a guy with a thumb up, which comes down to a big "Trust me bro." Must be easy being a journalist these days. Hire an actor, take a picture, write a fictional story. There you go folks, it all really happened! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80319239 United States 06/12/2021 09:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The sign of Jonah (3 days in the whale) was given when Jesus spent 3 days in the tomb, then emerged, alive Jonah was actually battling the Dagon fish god society In Nineveh https://twitter.com/_/status/1392094959822589952 |
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Red Hot Chilean Pepe User ID: 79780291 Chile 06/12/2021 09:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It’s kind of a “cool story bro”, but I don’t discard the possibility of it being true. He should change his name to Jonah now, LOL. All great truths begin as Blasphemies. G.B.S. GLP is like a diamond mine of information, in the sense that you have to shovel mountains of crap to find the diamonds, but it's still worth the pain. |
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Justme C'est Moi User ID: 80193276 United States 06/12/2021 09:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And then he said, "I am Beowulf!" Produced his dagger and cut the beast's throat, allowing him to escape. "I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! I AM BEOWULF!" Last Edited by JustmeTX on 06/12/2021 10:10 AM Justme |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74162358 United States 06/12/2021 10:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So interesting. I'll bet Jonah thought he was a goner when he found himself in pitch black Jonah was already relegated to death when he told the men on the boat to just throw him into the water and save themselves Surely jonah thought death was next I bet jonah didn't even struggle the way this lobster diver did and was ejected in short order But jonah probably thought he was already dead and in sheol. Makes sense how he could be in there for a couple days Real testament to the historicity of jonah |