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Fucking Academia! I swear to God!

 
Anonymous Coward
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06/12/2021 09:41 AM
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Fucking Academia! I swear to God!
I applied to graduate program to complete my MS and I have to write some fucking letter explaining why I had three semesters of withdraws in my undergrad.

I wrote an email to the adcom and just wrote this sentence.


I was working as a paramedic. I got a head injury for airbag that failed to deploy while I was extricating a patient. And I lost about a half dozen kids between my sophomore and senior years. Any other questions?

You can be a child rapist, a murder, a thief, kill an innocent family driving drunk and academia will caudal you! But, tell 'em that they aren't they are all cracked up to be and you're the mother fucker of all mother fuckers and must be destroyed at all costs.

Well, at least I've never raped someone or killed an innocent person. So, I guess I got that going for me. But, I doubt I'm getting into this program.

Oh well...


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06/12/2021 09:51 AM
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I was working as a paramedic. I got a head injury for airbag that failed to deploy while I was extricating a patient. And I lost about a half dozen kids between my sophomore and senior years. Any other questions?

 Quoting: Clarence Winchester


Who swallowed them?
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06/12/2021 10:48 AM
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I was working as a paramedic. I got a head injury for airbag that failed to deploy while I was extricating a patient. And I lost about a half dozen kids between my sophomore and senior years. Any other questions?

 Quoting: Clarence Winchester


Who swallowed them?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71036357


That ain't funny, you stupid mother fucker. You ever watched a baby die? I bet you haven't because you're either some fucking miserable basement dwelling troll that thinks the mother fucker CIA is listening to your conversations because you know the world is flat. Or, you're some tree-fiddy paid troll that suck a dick.

Or, your the sockpuppet AC of the biggest bitch boy on this site. You're one of the three. But, I bet you wouldn't stand gloved up, toe-to-toe in a cage with me and say that shit.

I bet your mom's taken it in the ass so many times. Her asshole is like a stretched t-shirt neck.
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06/12/2021 10:51 AM
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Re: Fucking Academia! I swear to God!
Had you told them you were convicted of child rape because "society doesn't understand you", they would have forgiven all.
Mysteriosoul71

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06/12/2021 10:59 AM

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I think you still have a shot, OP. If they didn’t want you they wouldn’t be asking for more materials. They would have just thrown out your application. There is probably some old codger on the committee who raised a concern but others see your value and potential, so they are trying to appease that person. Or, it’s a standard thing they do in case of questions on the transcript and nothing personal. It’s good to not get your hopes up too high but I bet if you wrote a good letter they will understand. Hang on, it’s not over until it’s over - you may be surprised! And I hope you get in!
The Good Fight

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06/12/2021 11:05 AM
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Tell them you had to do Community Service for throwing feces on Historical Statues and trying to firebomb a Courthouse with your antiFa/BLM group.

You will be good to go.
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06/12/2021 11:10 AM
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Tell them you had to do Community Service for throwing feces on Historical Statues and trying to firebomb a Courthouse with your antiFa/BLM group.

You will be good to go.
 Quoting: The Good Fight


This.

And you can dye your hair green.

And you can stick a ring in your nose.

It helps...
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06/12/2021 11:11 AM
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Re: Fucking Academia! I swear to God!
I think you still have a shot, OP. If they didn’t want you they wouldn’t be asking for more materials. They would have just thrown out your application. There is probably some old codger on the committee who raised a concern but others see your value and potential, so they are trying to appease that person. Or, it’s a standard thing they do in case of questions on the transcript and nothing personal. It’s good to not get your hopes up too high but I bet if you wrote a good letter they will understand. Hang on, it’s not over until it’s over - you may be surprised! And I hope you get in!
 Quoting: Mysteriosoul71


Thank you.
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06/12/2021 11:14 AM
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Re: Fucking Academia! I swear to God!
I think you still have a shot, OP. If they didn’t want you they wouldn’t be asking for more materials. They would have just thrown out your application. There is probably some old codger on the committee who raised a concern but others see your value and potential, so they are trying to appease that person. Or, it’s a standard thing they do in case of questions on the transcript and nothing personal. It’s good to not get your hopes up too high but I bet if you wrote a good letter they will understand. Hang on, it’s not over until it’s over - you may be surprised! And I hope you get in!
 Quoting: Mysteriosoul71


Agreed.
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06/12/2021 11:15 AM
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Re: Fucking Academia! I swear to God!
If you're wondering I applied to PA School.





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