The Witch's Corner

lol.
Mmmmm... large sammiches.

Well sadly sometimes subway lies and only gives you a six inch in their coupons even though it clearly states for a foot long....so you know false adverts an all...

lol, falsification in general is bad, let alone length expectations being shattered. For shame length falsifiers!

*interest intensifies*

lol

Of course that peaked your interest.
I shall now leave to consume pot noodle, watch a show and then sleep.
You may now resume your pondering of false and true lengths, with what I assume will naturally branch in to the consideration of width and/or circumference and girth.

Sandwiches remember, sandwiches.

G'night :D

LOL

Goodnight.

I'll go cook hotdogs

LOL

It's the bloody USA everything is photoshopped here now a days. Damn computer nerds.

Weiner Weiner chicken dinner. .

* sniffs the goblet, eyebrow raises *

GULP

"Tell me there's more. You brought more, right? I'm just wondering if there's more. More?"

* pleads with eyes *

* falls over clumsily, starts sliding on face through cool damp grass *

LOL

Sounds like a party to me

White wine tonight. It goes with the medieval stuffed chicken recipe I'm making :)

Ha!.

You said 'weiner'

:D

Care V... I am watching

Waving her hand gently..
she lifts him up and guides him to the fire pit and settles him
on the soft grass next to the fire.
easing off his coat, she gently starts working the muscles down
his back.
"See, the wine will help you forget your troubles and ease
those tense muscles. Relax, Let your mind drift."

Well GW.. now the Games can truly begin.

Such is the way of the world. Photoshoppery in all places, filters, fake people, etc.
"Great to meet you, but for some reason you look far less like a chipmunk and a great deal more alike to an abyssal crack whore..."

I for one am all about that realism, not an enjoyer of the ol' filter. I am however just that sexy, so I can get away with it I guess.

*blue steel pose*

Now hold on, you are like queen of the elves. And I'm talking about machine elves which are more like gnomes than elves....and....and.....here look some delicious dark chocolate cordial cherries and the finest elderberry wine, and also lemon bars and raspberry tarts. And I'll go find you a nice big bloke to um....bring to dinner as well. I meant no disrespect to the elves.

But have you mastered the mach 3 blue steel yet?

Wait till he breaks out "La Tigre"

Haha, oh dear me no.

Shhh, that's our little secret! I shared that with you in confidence!

Oh my bad.

It wasn't La Tigre, everyone.

*suppresses a giggle*

Bloody Deceptacon.

We're on an auto bot

:D

V.. I will accept your Gifts. I will also relay to the
Tuatha Dé Danann that you meant no harm. But I would suggest
that you keep your doors locked till the next full moon.
Leaving a gift of honey milk and bread on your back porch
will also ease the thoughts of hostility towards you and
yours.


As for a 'Big Bloke'...
well-muscled and one that knows how to work with wolves.
and I will not consider adding you to the 'Party'.

Doors locked. Will leave some milk and honey and bread out from here on out....

Soooooo wolves eh.....question for you later when you are no longer irritated with me.

But if you must add me to the party... let me at least be the life of it XD

GW and the others of this wonderful Thread..

I wish you the Best on this Summer Solstice.

Even though the days will begin to shorten, may our friendship lengthen.

Absolutely!