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God Made Carnivorous Butterflies and Plants. Why Does God Want Everyone to Eat Each Other?
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why does an apple tree, produce apples? because it wants you to eat its apples.
it wants to have oral sex with you, and swallow it's seeds.
everytime you eat an apple, you are basically sucking off the tree.
and why? why does the tree want you to eat it's seeds?
because if you eat the seeds, and you shit it out, viola! the seeds are now covered in shit and have 1000 times better chance of germinating.
brilliant!!
so yes, the plants WANT you to eat them.
now the question is, does a rabbit want you to eat it? can a rabbit be masochistic? is the rabbit's will, completely it's own? for sure , it yearns to avoid pain but is not death the ultimate avoidance of pain?
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