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Doom break.. GLP's joke of the day!

 
Professor Flatulence
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06/22/2021 12:28 PM
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Doom break.. GLP's joke of the day!
Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they notice a red phone on the wall and ask the Devil what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.

When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.

When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally Donald Trump gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.

When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Trump got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies, "Since Biden took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."



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06/22/2021 12:29 PM
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Re: Doom break.. GLP's joke of the day!
5/10
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06/22/2021 12:58 PM
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Re: Doom break.. GLP's joke of the day!
slight giggle
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Re: Doom break.. GLP's joke of the day!
Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they notice a red phone on the wall and ask the Devil what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.

When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.

When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally Donald Trump gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.

When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. $3.50

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Trump got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies, "Since Biden took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."



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 Quoting: Professor Flatulence 80187553


fixed it for ya,
the going SHILL rate.
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Re: Doom break.. GLP's joke of the day!
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Re: Doom break.. GLP's joke of the day!
5 stars—thanks for the smile.

hf
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