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The Wytges Crystal Ball

 
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Hello. My name is Beven, also known as the Starburst Witch. I've been on GLP for like forever now but I've rarely posted.

I'm starting a Wytg/Pegen/Wycin thread so those of us who practice the Croft can have a place to hang out and discuss topics relevant to us, like Harry Potter. I feel like this place needs a counterbalance to the Chrystian posts which now seem to dominate, which makes me sad because it means our Pegen marketing and content sucks.

This isn't a pegan exclusive thread. We welcome all who wish to participate, except I'll probably ban you if you post something with which I disagree, like the Holy Bible, I hate book because it shows how retarded I am, With respect (not really, though), I ask that there be no personal attacks (unless they're mine), no trying to convert us to your faith, but we'll convert you to ours even though we don't have any faith, and no preaching about condemning us to eternal hellfire, because that scares me and I'm a coward.

GLP has many neopegens, wycans, witgss and other non Chrystian folk who I feel have been sidelined, because they're useless posers full of more bullshit than a milk cow farm. I'd like to have a place where we can talk, discuss and have fun without all the hate and bitterness, even though pegens have mostly all hate and bitterness that we disguise as love, justice, light, tolerance, and environmentalism.

To all the Chrystians. You are most welcome here (not really, though, and as if you're supposed to care) but I would ask you to be tolerant of other's faiths and beliefs as you would have us be of yours (even though you actually wouldn't give a crap if I were intolerant of your faith, but then again, you aren't a passive aggressive flake bitch like me).

I want this to be an open, friendly place with no bashing of faiths (except that is all a load of shit and it's really just a vanity fair for fake posers like me who want to chit chat about meaningless, delusional shit). That goes for bashing the Christian faith as well.

Now with that out of the way, wytges, lets ride!

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Did you vote for trump too ! chuckle

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Boring 0/10
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That's intolerant!!!

Stop it you evil Christian Wytg sister hater!!!
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Can you teach me how to use a magic wand?
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Ywn
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That's intolerant!!!

Stop it you evil Christian Wytg sister hater!!!
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Do you even read what you wrote?
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Boring 0/10
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Not as boring as your life to have the need to reply that lol practice some self control Xtian !
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Ywn
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That's intolerant!!!

Stop it you evil Christian Wytg sister hater!!!
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Do you even read what you wrote?
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I don't have time to argue with you!!!

I'm gonna ban you for being a Wytg burner!
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Ywn
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77996937


That's intolerant!!!

Stop it you evil Christian Wytg sister hater!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73674718


Do you even read what you wrote?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77996937


Ban this idiot and his close minded ways!!!

Get a star and let’s all look in awe!!!
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Ywn
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77996937


That's intolerant!!!

Stop it you evil Christian Wytg sister hater!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73674718


Do you even read what you wrote?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77996937


Ban this idiot and his close minded ways!!!

Get a star and let’s all look in awe!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80514300


I don't have time for this booshyt!!!

I'm going to the spa for a massage and manicure!!
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OH LOOK ITS A HALLOWEEN TOWN LARPER THAT THINKS THEYRE IN A MOVIE OHHHH WOW YOU WART FACE FROG LICKING CAULDRON STIRRER HAHAHAHHAH
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OH LOOK ITS A HALLOWEEN TOWN LARPER THAT THINKS THEYRE IN A MOVIE OHHHH WOW YOU WART FACE FROG LICKING CAULDRON STIRRER HAHAHAHHAH
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You're a misogynistic!!!
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OH LOOK ITS A HALLOWEEN TOWN LARPER THAT THINKS THEYRE IN A MOVIE OHHHH WOW YOU WART FACE FROG LICKING CAULDRON STIRRER HAHAHAHHAH
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Hahahaha

Making potions brb

2 salamanders
1 hair of a Caribbean arctic Norwahl
5 liters of moose wart brew
10 cicada shells



Hahahahahahha so lame
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That's intolerant!!!

Stop it you evil Christian Wytg sister hater!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73674718


Do you even read what you wrote?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77996937


Ban this idiot and his close minded ways!!!

Get a star and let’s all look in awe!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80514300


I don't have time for this booshyt!!!

I'm going to the spa for a massage and manicure!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73674718


chuckle

Be sure to stop by target on tha way home! Ya feel meh?

Brooms on sale !
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I hear the wiccans like to stick it in their butts when they are bored!
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I found a a super secret spell passed down through generations in my attic! My great grandma Ja-mama had it engraved in gold and ash! Please never use this spell unless you absolutely have too!

Sprinkle salt in a circle with seven white candles and repeat these words!



Legos not required for super secret spell activation!
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I found a a super secret spell passed down through generations in my attic! My great grandma Ja-mama had it engraved in gold and ash! Please never use this spell unless you absolutely have too!

Sprinkle salt in a circle with seven white candles and repeat these words!



Legos not required for super secret spell activation!
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K
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file it under "not what it seems" like most threads round here

but at least I have somewhere to post weird pagan music
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I don't support banning ppl, but in many ways you do seem like a moran who isn't interested in having a discussion



You know what that means
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Can you teach me how to use a magic wand?
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Sure can.

It's a lever.

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file it under "not what it seems" like most threads round here

but at least I have somewhere to post weird pagan music
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Acceptable
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I don't support banning ppl, but in many ways you do seem like a moran who isn't interested in having a discussion



You know what that means
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cruise


Jealousy is lame
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Now that we've established my girl witgch powers and authority (especially my authority, dammit), I like to introduce this newly coming into the Croft with some prerequisites


Let's start off with Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone..this classic volume of occult wisdom will teach you all the basics from picking the right spotted buddy to killing dark lords that grow out of other people's head. After you've mastered this material, we can move on to slaving Basilisks.

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I noticed that most of the peasant Chrystian trolls have been banished by my green special powers.

Now we can get into the Necro.

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I noticed that most of the peasant Chrystian trolls have been banished by my green special powers.

Now we can get into the Necro.


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No
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wall of text
yawn
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I noticed that most of the peasant Chrystian trolls have been banished by my green special powers.

Now we can get into the Necro.


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No
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Misogynist witgtch hater!
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Wall of threads

Yarn

cruise

Here kitty witch
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yawn
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Wall of threads

Yarn

cruise

Here kitty witch
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epiclol
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yawn
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Limited vocabulary and inability to read text without emojis

Yawn lol





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