Naked Black Man with Green Socks Rips Bumper off Moving Car in DC

funny

I am thinking he wasn't completely naked if he had green socks on.

He must just have gotten the Vaccine and morphed into a naked green lantern?

5 stars for early morning laugh

No he just got the jab smoked crack and turned into a Zombie..

I have the proof, its happening everywhere..

Thread: We Have Our 1st Case Of A Person That Went Crazy After A Covid Jab and Shot Many People and 3 Dead

Doesn't take a super human to rip off a cheap plastic bumper cover.

Yeah, that'll buff right out

He only ripped off the bumper covering. They really made them cheap now.

yeah baby

Zombies. wow.

5 stars for the thread title.

We don't have to take our green socks off
To have a good time...

The vaccinated masses are losing their minds..

Imagine what happens when our troops & law enforcement officers start randomly 'dumping clip..' just sayin'.


Strange daze indeed..
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florida man has moved to DC man...

bath salts?


either way....i've never had a commute like that

Those neon green socks are embarrassing.
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Looks like angel dust is making a comeback.

But those bumpers are plastic, so hardly super pcp strength

THE INCREDIBLE NAKED HULK

That's what I'M talking about!
:anger:

If someone's gonna rip my bumper off, I'd expect a tire rotation and perhaps an oil change to go with it.

Beware of naked black men with green socks, they are the most dangerous of all...

And he is not even completely green....

This guy is talented, they should give him a job in some circus... he just doesn't know how to apply for a job.

Or maybe he could try at America Got Talent?

It was the green socks part that me click.

This upstanding feller was just looking for some bread... stripped that car faster with bear hands than a Mexican with an impact wrench

black hulk

That just means the vaccine’s working

Heck, I could do that while sober. Bumpers are made of plastic on the outside anymore.