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I’m having a dispute with someone and I need help from the citizens of GLP. You be the judge!

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/17/2021 12:15 PM
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I’m having a dispute with someone and I need help from the citizens of GLP. You be the judge!
So my long time friend Conner Decoster and I were playing foosball at our friends frat house. Things got a little heated and we had words. It was mutually agreed upon that we would settle this matter by challenging each other to a slap boxing match. We began raining limp wristed blow after limp wristed blow down upon each other’s faces. Alas, he delivered the coup de gras. Connor landed a shot so mighty it nearly flattened my nose and sent me cartwheeling down two flights of stairs. I landed at the bottom with a resounding thud and my shoes fell off.

Its been 3 months and I haven’t spoken to him since. He just called and asked to borrow my 10 speed bicycle to ride around the lake with a girl named Angie.

Well GLP should I let Connor borrow my 10 speed bicycle?
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07/17/2021 12:20 PM
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It’s a yes or no question it’s not that hard morans.
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07/17/2021 12:22 PM
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Were you team pink or team blue? handbags
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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07/17/2021 12:25 PM
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Were you team pink or team blue? :handbags:
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Blue
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07/17/2021 12:35 PM
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Re: I’m having a dispute with someone and I need help from the citizens of GLP. You be the judge!
Come on tards yes or no?
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07/17/2021 12:45 PM
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Did you turn on your Gaydar?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​

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07/17/2021 12:48 PM

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bsflag


Story is fake


a girl is mentioned.


if true. then conner wants to do limp wristed things with your bike.

prolly be returned with no seat
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07/17/2021 12:58 PM

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It’s a yes or no question it’s not that hard morans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74069291


You can't answer yes or no yourself? Can you make ANY decisions without getting advice first?
"When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change"
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07/17/2021 01:02 PM
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I mean it’s not his fault you’re a bitch that you fell down the stairs...I say let him borrow it.
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07/17/2021 01:27 PM
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I mean it’s not his fault you’re a bitch that you fell down the stairs...I say let him borrow it.
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But that opens the door to being friends again
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07/17/2021 01:31 PM
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It’s a yes or no question it’s not that hard morans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74069291


You can't answer yes or no yourself? Can you make ANY decisions without getting advice first?
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At least I’m not from Romania you short necked club footed hairy bastard
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07/17/2021 01:35 PM
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Lend the bike.

Last Edited by The Good Fight on 07/17/2021 01:38 PM
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07/17/2021 01:38 PM
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Lend the bike.
Loosen the wheel nuts and brake pads.
 Quoting: The Good Fight


Now you’re talking! Brilliant I can adjust the brake pads and he’ll crash right in front of Angie!
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07/17/2021 01:44 PM
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Re: I’m having a dispute with someone and I need help from the citizens of GLP. You be the judge!
So my long time friend Conner Decoster and I were playing foosball at our friends frat house. Things got a little heated and we had words. It was mutually agreed upon that we would settle this matter by challenging each other to a slap boxing match. We began raining limp wristed blow after limp wristed blow down upon each other’s faces. Alas, he delivered the coup de gras. Connor landed a shot so mighty it nearly flattened my nose and sent me cartwheeling down two flights of stairs. I landed at the bottom with a resounding thud and my shoes fell off.

Its been 3 months and I haven’t spoken to him since. He just called and asked to borrow my 10 speed bicycle to ride around the lake with a girl named Angie.

Well GLP should I let Connor borrow my 10 speed bicycle?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74069291


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Sorry Opie, I’m sorry your long time friend gave you a boo-boo… tell him to rent one if he wants a 10 speed bike…
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07/17/2021 01:47 PM

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Re: I’m having a dispute with someone and I need help from the citizens of GLP. You be the judge!
As much as I'd be against the slap fight in the first place, you mutually agreed to it.

Shake hands, move on, and lend him the bike.

Hopefully he'll be a good friend for many years to come and you'll laugh about it some day.

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07/17/2021 02:27 PM
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It's a tarp to slap the shit out of you again!
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07/17/2021 02:40 PM
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Wtf

12-year-olds are now posing is 19-year-olds on glp

Tell him you're gay and get it over with
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07/17/2021 02:40 PM
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Sorry, it has two flat tires and a broken chain.


How hard is that?
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07/17/2021 02:42 PM
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It's a tarp to slap the shit out of you again!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80549654


This
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07/17/2021 02:45 PM
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Re: I’m having a dispute with someone and I need help from the citizens of GLP. You be the judge!
Well, if you lend it to him, you get to sniff the seat when he returns it. Seems you might enjoy that...
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Re: I’m having a dispute with someone and I need help from the citizens of GLP. You be the judge!
Well, if you lend it to him, you get to sniff the seat when he returns it. Seems you might enjoy that...
 Quoting: Off Grid AZ


I’ll slap you up the stairs BRO
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07/18/2021 04:34 PM
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Lend the bicycle Charlie beaver
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bsflag


Story is fake


a girl is mentioned.


if true. then conner wants to do limp wristed things with your bike.

prolly be returned with no seat
 Quoting: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


With no seat, then OP will lick it..
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Re: I’m having a dispute with someone and I need help from the citizens of GLP. You be the judge!
Ask Connor if you can go with him.

Build Bridges.

A threesome might help repair the relationship.

Make sure you go first.

Sloppy seconds isn't for everyone.
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07/18/2021 04:54 PM
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Say yes but then ambush him when he shows up.

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07/18/2021 09:17 PM
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Ask Connor if you can go with him.

Build Bridges.

A threesome might help repair the relationship.

Make sure you go first.

Sloppy Slappy seconds isn't for everyone.
 Quoting: Dogsbollocks


Fixed it for you.
I want the truth. We all deserve it.
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07/21/2021 12:26 PM
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Ha I see what you did there fat ass
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07/21/2021 12:30 PM
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Ha I see what you did there fat ass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74094303


...how'd you know?! You watching me? OMG you didn't see what I did last night did you??? I hope not.
I want the truth. We all deserve it.
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07/21/2021 12:32 PM
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Ha I see what you did there fat ass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74094303


...how'd you know?! You watching me? OMG you didn't see what I did last night did you??? I hope not.
 Quoting: ConcernedHuman


I can see all the shot your shoving in your big fat mush mouth porky.

Lend the bike
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07/21/2021 12:33 PM
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Ha I see what you did there fat ass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74094303


...how'd you know?! You watching me? OMG you didn't see what I did last night did you??? I hope not.
 Quoting: ConcernedHuman


I can see all the shot your shoving in your big fat mush mouth porky.

Lend the bike
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74094303


LOL. Nice. And here I thought I was all alone.
I want the truth. We all deserve it.





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