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I’m having a dispute with someone and I need help from the citizens of GLP. You be the judge! | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74094303  United States07/21/2021 12:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 75545008  Canada07/21/2021 12:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So my long time friend Conner Decoster and I were playing foosball at our friends frat house. Things got a little heated and we had words. It was mutually agreed upon that we would settle this matter by challenging each other to a slap boxing match. We began raining limp wristed blow after limp wristed blow down upon each other’s faces. Alas, he delivered the coup de gras. Connor landed a shot so mighty it nearly flattened my nose and sent me cartwheeling down two flights of stairs. I landed at the bottom with a resounding thud and my shoes fell off. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74069291 Its been 3 months and I haven’t spoken to him since. He just called and asked to borrow my 10 speed bicycle to ride around the lake with a girl named Angie. Well GLP should I let Connor borrow my 10 speed bicycle? tell him the bike is now his. he is alpha and you are beta in this particular relationship. obey pussy. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 58898333 United States07/21/2021 12:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So my long time friend Conner Decoster and I were playing foosball at our friends frat house. Things got a little heated and we had words. It was mutually agreed upon that we would settle this matter by challenging each other to a slap boxing match. We began raining limp wristed blow after limp wristed blow down upon each other’s faces. Alas, he delivered the coup de gras. Connor landed a shot so mighty it nearly flattened my nose and sent me cartwheeling down two flights of stairs. I landed at the bottom with a resounding thud and my shoes fell off. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74069291 Its been 3 months and I haven’t spoken to him since. He just called and asked to borrow my 10 speed bicycle to ride around the lake with a girl named Angie. Well GLP should I let Connor borrow my 10 speed bicycle? Tell Connor your waiting for him in bed and he can come over whenever he wants. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74453352 United States07/21/2021 12:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So my long time friend Conner Decoster and I were playing foosball at our friends frat house. Things got a little heated and we had words. It was mutually agreed upon that we would settle this matter by challenging each other to a slap boxing match. We began raining limp wristed blow after limp wristed blow down upon each other’s faces. Alas, he delivered the coup de gras. Connor landed a shot so mighty it nearly flattened my nose and sent me cartwheeling down two flights of stairs. I landed at the bottom with a resounding thud and my shoes fell off. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74069291 Its been 3 months and I haven’t spoken to him since. He just called and asked to borrow my 10 speed bicycle to ride around the lake with a girl named Angie. Well GLP should I let Connor borrow my 10 speed bicycle? tell him the bike is now his. he is alpha and you are beta in this particular relationship. obey pussy. Says the completely cucked sissy from Canada. Are you rockin some Trudeau rainbow socks big boy? |
| MostHolyFace User ID: 65207451  United Kingdom07/21/2021 01:06 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Stand in front of a mirror naked Choose randomly left hand yes or no and right hand yes or no. Einii Menee Mini mo Slap yourself as hard as you can on the face with one hand. Whichever hand it is yes or no shout afetr you have done it to yourself "yes" or "No" as you look deeply into your eyes in the mirror. Repeat. Keep looking in your own eyes deeply as you do it. After your Face Then your Breasts Then your stomach Then your if you have any Nuts if not your left or right curtain flap Then your thighs Start at the face again. Repeat until you stop and cant take it anymore. Whichever answer you last shouted into your eyes deeply naked infront of the mirror, is the only true and correct option to do. Repeat this strategy for a happy succesful and fulfilling life with every major decision you ever have to make. The Bill is in the post, its been apleasure to Coach you in making more informed choices. May God Bless You Last Edited by MostHolyFace on 07/21/2021 01:07 PM Pray Hope & Dont Worry [link to www.sudariumchristi.com (secure)] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74453352 United States07/21/2021 01:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Stand in front of a mirror naked Quoting: MostHolyFace Choose randomly left hand yes or no and right hand yes or no. Einii Menee Mini mo Slap yourself as hard as you can on the face with one hand. Whichever hand it is yes or no shout afetr you have done it to yourself "yes" or "No" as you look deeply into your eyes in the mirror. Repeat. Keep looking in your own eyes deeply as you do it. After your Face Then your Breasts Then your stomach Then your if you have any Nuts if not your left or right curtain flap Then your thighs Start at the face again. Repeat until you stop and cant take it anymore. Whichever answer you last shouted into your eyes deeply naked infront of the mirror, is the only true and correct option to do. Repeat this strategy for a happy succesful and fulfilling life with every major decision you ever have to make. The Bill is in the post, its been apleasure to Coach you in making more informed choices. May God Bless You Go see a dentist and have him brush your tooth. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 32525543 United States07/21/2021 01:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74453352 United States07/21/2021 01:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't lend your bike, you want someone else's sweaty nuts all over your bike seat? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32525543 Skip that g4yshit and just put some A1 on it. I think he would wear pants or at least shorts so his nuts wouldn’t actually come in contact with surface area of the seat or surrounding components. |
