Okay, let's call him...I don't know, Dr. "GOWCHI."
At what point do we just admit the inherent evilness of this guy, who looks like he was the illegitimate son of Dr. Kevorkian and Gollum? Does he need to shave his head, go get a hairless cat from the pound and start wearing a monacle?
At what point do we collectively buy him a ticket and have Rip drive him to the train station, for all his "service" to our country and to mankind?
Proposed bumper sticker:
Dr. "Gowchi," the train station is about a mile...Oh hell, we'll just have Rip drive you there.