Note to cryptotards! Get a fucking job! Mickey D’s is paying better than BTC is. LOLz! Fucking losers!

Get off your fat ass and become productive, fucking losers!

Mickey D’s pays actual money - you know, unlike crypto.

Learn to ask, “You want fries with that?”

Plus, you’ll look real spiffy in your Mickey D’s uniform.

Chicks dig that shit and the smell of grease is an extra turn-on.

GET A FUCKING JOB!