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BREAKING NEWS: US Being Overrun with Penis Snakes

 
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BREAKING NEWS: US Being Overrun with Penis Snakes
That’s right, penis snakes that can grow up to 32 inches long.

You can’t make this kind of shit up…

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Last Edited by Companion on 07/30/2021 03:25 PM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: US Being Overrun with Penis Snakes
Wtf bro?
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: US Being Overrun with Penis Snakes
Ain't nobody ever heard of no penis snake before. Gnomesayin?
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: US Being Overrun with Penis Snakes
Looks like something else has escaped from the lab. And then they concoct the "news story" that suggests this is an invasive species that has always been around.

But we all know that it hasn't been. There was never a fucking "penis snake." No, this goddamned thing escaped from a lab. Or they purposely released it from a lab. the "news story" is just OFFICIALDOM gaslighting us again.

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OH-dear
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"Cumming to a town near you"
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: US Being Overrun with Penis Snakes
Yeah actually, that is a penis snake


Damn patriarchy
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hiding Hide yo kids
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: US Being Overrun with Penis Snakes
This is classic Mandela Effect. Alternate reality. Many realities are converging at this moment.

This is known as "timeline intersections".
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: US Being Overrun with Penis Snakes
quick import some clams to counter this invasion.
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Get the vaccine for Penis snake poisoning
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quick import some clams to counter this invasion.
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Penis Snakes
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They've taken over Congress!
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Around their shores: indignant burning with the fires of Orc" - William Blake, America a Prophecy
(...also misquoted in Blade Runner by Roy Batty)

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No biggie

Just order some Crabs
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God is trolling us with snakes like that
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I'm getting mildly aroused
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That definitely didn't exist in the timeline I grew up in. You would have known. It would have been in mainstream humor.
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Of all things Florida?!. "Florida's Gay community will be happy!" ;)
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This is classic Mandela Effect. Alternate reality. Many realities are converging at this moment.

This is known as "timeline intersections".
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They are coming up from columbia...tard
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lmao
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Who had penis snakes for 2021?
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: US Being Overrun with Penis Snakes
That’s right, penis snakes that can grow up to 32 inches long.

You can’t make this kind of shit up…

[link to www.the-sun.com (secure)]

[imgur] [link to imgur.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Companion


Also known as the common trouser snake.





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