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Loch Ness monster spotted for second time in 11 days – as eyewitness even draws diagram

 
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Loch Ness monster spotted for second time in 11 days – as eyewitness even draws diagram
A ninth recorded sighting of the Loch Ness Monster this year has been made with a tourist from Liverpool catching a brief glimpse.

Retired delivery driver Colin Veacock, 55, from Aintree, was scanning the Lock Ness with his binoculars near Urquhart Castle when he saw something in the water about two-thirds across.


Gary Campbell, keeper of the Official Loch Ness Monster Sightings Register, who has officially accepted the sighting on record said that Colin initially thought the unidentified swimming object was a "foot high and some five foot long".

However he then later reassessed the size at "two foot high and ten to twelve feet long" instead, reports The Mirror.


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Re: Loch Ness monster spotted for second time in 11 days – as eyewitness even draws diagram
Nessie needs to get the vaccine, to keep her safe from the unvaccinated leperpeople.
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08/06/2021 12:18 PM
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Re: Loch Ness monster spotted for second time in 11 days – as eyewitness even draws diagram
OH..HE'S IN THE POT-ROAST NOW...GET SOME TIN FOIL TO WRAP IN TO TAKE HOME WITH YOU..UH.
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08/06/2021 12:20 PM
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Re: Loch Ness monster spotted for second time in 11 days – as eyewitness even draws diagram
OH..HE'S IN THE POT-ROAST NOW...GET SOME TIN FOIL TO WRAP IN TO TAKE HOME WITH YOU..UH.
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They said 'wrap it up like a swan with the foil'.... 'make it look pretty and not a like a aluminum turd'.

I said...."That'll be about tree fiddy."
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08/06/2021 12:27 PM

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Re: Loch Ness monster spotted for second time in 11 days – as eyewitness even draws diagram
Nessie needs to get the vaccine, to keep her safe from the unvaccinated leperpeople.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79691403


i bet she would test positve for the kung fu flu jsut like the deer did, or the bananas and can of coke


im really worried about bigfoot too. hahahaha

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Coastie Patriot
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THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

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They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
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A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
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Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

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Re: Loch Ness monster spotted for second time in 11 days – as eyewitness even draws diagram
The only relevant question... has it had its vax yet?
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Re: Loch Ness monster spotted for second time in 11 days – as eyewitness even draws diagram
Monster jab week.





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