Every man that masturbates is pathetic. Disgusting dirty scum.

how about cars? if you need to choose cars and there is a pic of, say, Ford Ranger pickup truck, is that a car or a truck?

Skeet Skeet Skeet

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this is age hate

old farts need to pop the rocks 20 times per month ro reduce risk of prostate cancer

nooje to help out-- gotta shake the carrot

Anyone that bleeds out rotting tissue and clotting blood out of body cavities is disgusting dirty scum, according to some so called old bible.

See what I did there, op?

What say you now?

Eat shit, fuckwit.

Don't be mad because you cut your off --

Your body - your choice.

OP is an angry bull dykke that wishes he had a penis.

Purple hair too.

Guilty

Wait... define "masturbates"

People who are married and still masturbate got a problem.

People who masturbate out of lonliness that's understandable.

People who masturbate out of pure lust, they got a problem too.

Father Jesus, I am pathetic, disgusting dirty scum, please have mercy on me and forgive me and deliver me. Thank you, amen.

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OP is sexually repressed by his parents at age 52

When does a man stop masturbating?




When he gets a divorce!...!

Truck.

A Ranchero or El Camino would be a difficult call...

Thats why they are banging middle schoolers now. Easy to take advantage of and most wouldnt turn down the advance. Men are smart enough to see these loons a mile away.

Female pedos get the same punishment.

You underestimate the power of hormones. It's impossible for me to resist it. How do I stop op??

Sex is just mutual masturbation.

Take your opinion and shove it you know where lady

Do you know the symptoms of blue balls?

How about the ramifications of not releasing that nut sack?

Well you want more overpopulation and more STDs to go around? 🙃

I just gave myself a reach around

What if your mom jerks it for me ?