Every man that masturbates is pathetic. Disgusting dirty scum.

that's why they masturbate in the grave in skull and bones ceremony.


death is the devil, the devil is death

masturbation is death

Nah, not that there is anything wrong with it. But one can evolve past certain needs or wants. Even the need for food.

Strokin is fun!

Ops dick is too small jerk off and is jealous.

But it;s okay if chicks do it?
Okay, cuntface.

Usually people who lose their shit over masturbation are probably doing it on levels that would shock even the hollyweird pervs.

I take even more disgusting smelly, roten brown turd everyday after a dinner.

DEAR OP:

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Masturbation is a sin
But it's also something almost every man does
It's a sin because it attaches you to the material world, to sensual pleasure

Corpulent 400 pound warthog with a really foul odor ^^^

So you saying that women are innocent and they dont do it? You are a fool!

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There is an ancient belief that the sexual energy built up during masturbation, yet unreleased through an orgasm, can be transformed into spiritual energy when using the proper form of meditation to accompany it, for both male and female. It is also said that the orgasm of a female, when directed at any man, grants that man a concentrated burst of creative psychic energy which enhances the spiritual power of the man, as an orgasm is a powerful force of creative energy, especially when coming from the female mind. So basically, the more women that orgasm while thinking of a specific man, the more powerful that man becomes. It is true for females too.

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Sir. This is a Wendy's.

hey...

while on topic of masturbation..

Do you ever feel 'pressure' coming from your testicles before you ejaculate? It can be a number of other health reasons, but in regards to Covid19 virus, did you know that the virus also attaches itself to ACE2 receptors inside your testicles?

If you feel pressure, or strange pushing through your tubes inside your scrotum, then you MAY have covid19..

True fact.

yeah it's bad but worse is that's how you feel about yourself. you played yourself papi

op apparently hasn't experienced enlarged prostate issues yet. At my age i sometimes have to rub one out just to be able to pee.

Some titfucker embed this for me..

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It takes a special kind of dude to talk to shit to people seconds after finishing sucking a dick. Got something on your lip there, OP

Wouldn't that be nice. Oh to be young and in love again. My balls smelling like A1 steak sauce. Her beef curtains smelling like Heinz 57....those were the days....

Lillith is always the same woman in the dreams, she is trying to cause a waisting of seed but its a sin. She is lurking for us to fall asleep.

God gave me hands, a penis, and a very strong sex drive. He did not give me an endless supply of hot women to copulate with sooo....

I'm sorry your dick is too small and flaccid to play with OP.

Women act like it’s only men who wank, yet women are the ones who shove 12” vibrating black dildos inside them (and more).

Hang on I’m waxing one out right now

P.S. when women are together, they talk about sexual shit that would make Ron Jeremy blush.