****I AM GEORGE NOORYS GAY LOVER******

I want to know why you think anyone would care.

Is he good in bed?

Does the Mustache tickle?

Do you think it matters if he has a gay lover, to the average listener of his show?

Does he have good decorating sense?

The list can go on and on!

arab ass sounds nasty! How can u do it?

He gives me a good foot rub every now and then.

This confirms it...

GEORGE NOORY SUCKS!

Do you have to crawl over Big Tahmmeeee Dudehoister to get to Jorch's cracker barrel?

Does he eat Pizza Rolls out of your Butthole ?

If you’re talking about a lover of Jorch’s, saying “gay” is redundant.

This New Years Eve, George will continue the tradition he started 20 years ago of giving blumpkins in the men’s room.

George is giving Hot Carls for Christmas.

Do you hand feed him pizza rolls while naked in bed together?

Are you the bottom or the top?

Gotta be the top. Cant imagine Noory being anything but a bottom.

George’s license plate says: PWRBTTM

Does he stalk gay lovers, too?

Does George like a triple ripple butt plug?

George’s buttplug is named “Richard C.”

Didn't you used to go steady with Brandan Roneel?

SUBBTTM

So, George's butt plug is called Dick?

one of the funniest threads ever

its okay to log in wrangler

What's your name?

He's got the best cock broom in the business.

How many inches is George when he's in the poop chute?

George was an intensely passionate and gorgeous lover. Absolutely delicious! I'll never forget that ineffable time in 1996 with my George at the Apollo gay club. I've never again been so had. I almost didn't survive it. Let's just say, he's both a shower and a grower. Seriously, it was like a redwood tree in every orifice with that suave voice talking dirty to me. Thank you for that amazing unforgettable night George Noory.