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savcash  User ID: 79663175  United States08/29/2021 04:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  I JUST HEARD I AM GOING TO HAVE TO SHARE MY HEARTWORM MEDICATION! That's really fun! It's a take-off from people using the horse laxative "Ivermectin" for the virus. Wonder if Heartworm meds would work? lol!  The Oracle's Cookie ---------------------------------------------- cures cancer, so possible! [link to tulsaworld.com (secure)] Silence in the face of evil is itself evil; God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act. -Dietrich Bonhoeffer |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 04:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thanks for the cheering up, If I win, donate my prize to charity: Quoting: American Indian Elder No 1. " Hey, you shrunk the door again" " Hey, somebody! hand me a stick of butter" No.2 " Man, that's one hellava fungus I got." " If I let you go will you stop flying in my fac when Im asleep" '"I love you too, but mom thinks we arent compatible" No 3 "Honest officer, I was just playing with the cat' and she fainted and fell out the window'" "and then the shrink told me I wasnt their baby, ' I was a DOG!" Hi American Elder! Love your entries!...You are very kind to donate your win!  The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 04:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | DARLING! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 04:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OMG!! I spilled my coffee on THAT one!! Good to see ya Swamprat! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 04:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  10 MINUTES LEFT IN OUR EARLY LABOR DAY CONTEST! GET THOSE CAPTIONS IN!! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| Ozarkfreedom User ID: 35980579 United States08/29/2021 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And you call yourself a carpenter? Measure TWICE, not once... The neighbor's cat could build a better doggie door! Oops, wrong house... But your dog invited me over? 2nd pic: So, what are you really looking for in a relationship? Wow! Just last fall you were just a caterpillar? Do I look like a flower? Hey, do I sit on you? 3rd pic: Why did she kiss the frog and not me? Dog gone, owner is out of doggie biscuits again... No. I DO NOT eat cat food... Why can't I sleep in your bed? My girl just left me for a younger dog... Why won't you let me sit at the table? No, we do not need another dog! Ozarkfreedom |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1st pic: Quoting: Ozarkfreedom And you call yourself a carpenter? Measure TWICE, not once... The neighbor's cat could build a better doggie door! Oops, wrong house... But your dog invited me over? 2nd pic: So, what are you really looking for in a relationship? Wow! Just last fall you were just a caterpillar? Do I look like a flower? Hey, do I sit on you? 3rd pic: Why did she kiss the frog and not me? Dog gone, owner is out of doggie biscuits again... No. I DO NOT eat cat food... Why can't I sleep in your bed? My girl just left me for a younger dog... Why won't you let me sit at the table? No, we do not need another dog! Cute! You just got in "under the wire" as they say!! Thanks for your captions! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | O.K. FOLKS!! Appreciate all your great contributions --the CAPTION CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED.  The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 05:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | CURRENT GLP MEMBERS GREEN KARMA FOR CAPTIONS: Trained Noticer Deplorable Zenobia monzsta Perma-Banned LongRun Savcash 1r0n4n9el GREENIES SHOULD SHOW UP THIS EVENING!! HERE ARE OUR 8 CONTEST 1-MONTH UPGRADE WINNERS: WINNERS: NUMBER 1: Just me C'est Moi (pg 2)  TITLE: "BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE" "DOES THIS MAKE MY ASS LOOK BIG?° ----------------------------------------- WINNER #2: LittleRed (pg.2) TITLE: "BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE" Damn my Hillary Clinton sized hips! ============================================== WINNER #3: 11:11 (pg. 2) The cat made this look so easy! When a Kung Fu black belt butterfly grabs my leg. I give up! uncle, uncle! ! :BUTTERupPUG: Trying out for gymnastics, hold, hold.... ----------------------------------------------- WINNER #4: DOG POOP (pg. 2) https://imgur.com/x0IvgMPhttps://imgur.com/1vGa6mK==================================================== WINNER #5: HOT DOG HARRY (pg. 2) (supplies his/her own pics!!) https://imgur.com/8Nr8CuX"No I have NOT seen your pizza. How dare you suggest such a thing." https://imgur.com/m4uwhUWSecurity Cam 4: https://imgur.com/1c8aepk------------------------------------------------------------ WINNER #6: COMOB (pg.1) OK guys, wait for it, I call this next one... hunting trophy! Tah-Dah!! Get it? Get it? PG. 4 "COMOB" ---------------------------------------------------------- WINNER #7: BUZZCHEESE (pg 4) If Joe Biden REALLY had a DOG https://imgur.com/a/9Hv1uGy------------------------------------------------------------ WINNER #8 OZARKFREEDOM 1st pic: And you call yourself a carpenter? Measure TWICE, not once... The neighbor's cat could build a better doggie door! Oops, wrong house... But your dog invited me over? :BUTTERupPUG: 2nd pic: So, what are you really looking for in a relationship? Wow! Just last fall you were just a caterpillar? Do I look like a flower? Hey, do I sit on you? 3rd pic: Why did she kiss the frog and not me? Dog gone, owner is out of doggie biscuits again... No. I DO NOT eat cat food... Why can't I sleep in your bed? My girl just left me for a younger dog... Why won't you let me sit at the table? No, we do not need another dog! GREEN KARMA PRIZES FOR OUR GLP CURRENT MEMBERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY! GREAT JOB EVERYONE!!! The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 08/29/2021 06:11 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 05:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | SPECIAL THANKS TO MONZASTA FOR HIS 5 UPGRADES! WOW!  The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 05:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EllenRipley upgrade "Comob" Thanks kiddo! YOU ROCK! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 06:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They get green karma if they already have a gold star! But thanks for your vote! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| Deplorable Zenobia User ID: 80748370 United States08/29/2021 06:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wow, love your caption contests, O's C!! Best doom breaks ever, thank you, ma'am! All y'all are so creative here. One of the best things about the best cyber bar in the Universe. Congrats to upgrade winners. Rock on, folks!  And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 06:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS... PLEASE CONTINUE TO MAKE CAPTIONS FOR THE THREAD ..."JUST FOR FUN...AND BECAUSE YOU CAN!" Thanks you guys! Love ya ALL!! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 08:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Good job, LittleRed! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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| ..11:11.. User ID: 13465910 United States08/29/2021 08:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |   Spirituality is the opposite of religion, religion is a substitute for spirituality. Spirituality is a direct connection to Creator The Most high. Anyone who inflicts pain on others will suffer themself from that pain. Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil. |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 09:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | YOU BET! THANK MONZSTA...HE/SHE STEPPED UP AND OFFERED 5 FIVE UPGRADES! HOLY COW!  We had fun didn't we! YOU CAN KEEP THE CAPTIONS COMING "JUST FOR FUN" IF YOU WISH. The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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| Ozarkfreedom User ID: 41955538 United States08/29/2021 11:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1st pic: Quoting: Ozarkfreedom And you call yourself a carpenter? Measure TWICE, not once... The neighbor's cat could build a better doggie door! Oops, wrong house... But your dog invited me over? 2nd pic: So, what are you really looking for in a relationship? Wow! Just last fall you were just a caterpillar? Do I look like a flower? Hey, do I sit on you? 3rd pic: Why did she kiss the frog and not me? Dog gone, owner is out of doggie biscuits again... No. I DO NOT eat cat food... Why can't I sleep in your bed? My girl just left me for a younger dog... Why won't you let me sit at the table? No, we do not need another dog! Cute! You just got in "under the wire" as they say!! Thanks for your captions! The Oracle's Cookie I found this really late I guess in this fun contest, I am "kinda" an adlib (correct spelling?) comic, instant funny response to things, it was all adlib, all those responses were in about 10-15 minutes...just my natural funny responses. Nothing special, just having fun... Ozarkfreedom |
