Clearly the left wants something very different from the right.

So why don’t we just split them up?

The left can have a dystopian lifestyle, not pay for anything, get free money from the gov, scan their QR for an experimental drug they take every 5 months for a virus that kills less than 0.0037%.

And the right will continue to collect guns, work, run a stock market, produce global trade goods, and ignore a virus most were destined to survive.

Sound good liberals?