What do you say when asked to put on a mask?

I laugh and shake my head.

hasn't had to happen in months tho.

I just did 18 months in the pen for assault and battery with a concealed weapon. I can't bear even the confinement of a mask just yet.

"ALLAH ACKBAR"

I scream In german at them.

I laughed, said no thanks…..kept walking.


Only Costco called the cops on me. Fuck Costco.

" shut up diapermouth"

according to the Americans with disabilities act i am a privileged class.

I don't remember being asked ever, perhaps I look intimidating, or something, don't know ;D Oh well, I did do it once, when I had to get a blood test and put it on for a few seconds just because the nurse asked me really politely. Other than that I walked around the clinic without the shit and nobody said a word.

i wear a bandana. nobody has yet asked me to take it off so they can see if i am wearing a mask!!!!

Never been asked

I say I'm exempt.

And that's where that conversation ends.

Heil Hitler with the arm?

Show them you are one of them…

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Fuck you. I know it's just a job for you, following orders or you'll lose the income. Go Fuck yourself and your job.

In the rare occasion that there's a mask Nazi at the door, a confident 'i'm exempt' usually does the trick

I often also put a mask around my neck, just so people see I'm not wearing one but have one.. and again I just say I'm exempt.

so brilliant it's retarded

the other day somebody told me that i didn't have to wear a mask so i could take my bandana off if i wanted to or i could wear it. so i said i want to look like a cowboy and left it on. a little bit of planning and thinking and this game is totally playable!!!

not into bdsm.

have you tried it and didn't like it?

Keep moving and politely say no thank you. Being civil as a no masker goes so much further than you could imagine. I always say have a great day when I leave. I dont lecture adults, I will lead by example.

I politely decline and leave. Why shop somewhere that requires a mask?

Vitriol is all I have been met with when trying to be kind or even to those who pry into my personal life and ask invasive questions like, "Have you been vaccinated"

I ask for their social security number, birthday, mother's maiden name, favorite stuffed animal, what street they grew up on, make and model of their fist car, hiv status, login details for their social media and bank accounts, and whether or not they have heard of HIPA and let them know that people can get pretty litigious when it comes to HIPA violations.

If that doesn't work, then I tell them that I identify as an extremely private fully vaccinated person and that they need to respect respect my pronouns.

If that doesn't work then I walk away from them like would walk away from any other bat shit crazy person who accosts me.

you must of had at least one vaccine in yore life. so just say "yes" to that question. if they don't specify which vaccination they mean how is it yore problem???

I wear a gaiter face mask cause it looks cool as fuck. Then I think how easy it would be to rob a place and get away.

I find it funny as hell when I see ppl wearing a mask over everything but their nose; or when I see ppl wearing a mask while driving.

Here in Memphis, we're under a "mask mandate again". But the Gaiter Face Mask is actually like wearing nothing. Before that I wore a Bandana like a bandit. Seriously. I refuse to wear a face diaper.

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what make and model of fist car do you have?? can you please post a photo or crayon drawing of yore fist car?

I say I can't wear one.

Just Play this song... and send em to GLP!!!

doods a GLPer!

Right?

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