BREAKING! WTF!!! Almost all Candidates for President TOGETHER recorded a Pop song! And AGAIN Ron Paul was EXCLUDED! It's a Cover version of Vill

In an effort to promote democracy (in Ira--- eh, in Afg--- eh, in the USA) virtually all candidates came together in a Miami studio last Sunday to record a new single hit - a cover version of Y.M.C.A. Here are the Lyrics:


Original:Village People - Y.C.M.A

Official Presidential Campaign 2008 Cover Song

Artists: The Official Choir of CFR members running for President
(Hint: Almost all - except for Ron Paul)


Voters, there's a lot to feel down.
I said, Voters, down your knees on the ground.
I said, Voters, we all do not sound sound
Diebold makes us really happy.

Voters, there's no place you can go.
I said, Voters, when you're stripped off and broke.
Halliburton will charge you for your coke
Many ways to get your last dime.

It's fun to be a real C-F-R shill.
A rotten lousy dumb C-F-R shill.

They give us every cash that we need to enjoy,
become traitorous like these boys ...

It's fun to be a real C-F-R shill.
A rotten lousy dumb C-F-R shill.

You're the slave that feels free, a sheep wannabe,
You don't matter at all, you see ...

Voters, are you listening to me?
I said, Voters, what do you want to be?
I said, Voters, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!

You live in an Oligarcy
I said, Voters, dump your childish fantasy,
the show is run by CFR hegemony
for decades our presidency

It's fun to be a real C-F-R shill.
A rotten lousy dumb C-F-R shill.

They give us every cash that we need to enjoy,
become traitorous like these boys ...

It's fun to be a real C-F-R shill.
A rotten lousy dumb C-F-R shill.

You're the slave that feels free, a sheep wannabe,
You don't matter at all, you see ...

Voters, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so jive ...

That's when theye came up to me,
And said, hey guy, take a walk up the street.
It's a place there called the CFR club
They can jukmpstart you on their way.

It's fun to be a real C-F-R shill.
A rotten lousy dumb C-F-R shill.

They give us every cash that we need to enjoy,
You can jump ship with all the boys ...


CFR shills
It's fun to be a real C-F-R shill.
Voters, we need a democracy face
Voters, Diebold's rigging the place

CFR shills
It's fun to be a real C-F-R shill.
Voters, are you listening to me?
Voters, what your count wanna be?

CFR shills
It's fun to be a real C-F-R shill.
no man, Diebold does it all by itself
we took the constitution from the shelf

CFR shills
It's fun to be a real C-F-R shill.
Voters I was once in your shoes
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
CFR shills