Man throws own penis out of car while fleeing police..

Muh dick

Maybe he thought that he was a lizard for a moment

This is going to lead to an assault penis ban.

He said he did it to save the world

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That's for whom the fakeVaxx aka the lethal jab is made! They don't give a crap about their bodies, they put anything and everything inside it and they put it inside any ho. Is it any wonder so many lined up for self-destruction!?

Anyway,how could he drive, bleeding to death!?

Maybe it was a micro penis. Sad, but it does happen.

What a dick.

When he sobers up he is going to regret that. But from the article it sounded like he had schizophrenia or something. He claimed the reason why he did it was because voices told him to.

The European press is having a field day with this though.

Okay, I don't feel so bad about waking up fully dressed and not remembering my barbecue now. Thanks.

More important, did he have a bumpstop fitted?

dude didn't want to get arrested for "holding"

Its going to join the Women's Olympic team and win the internet.

so the penis can be free .

"Insert penis joke here"

That was actually two jokes in one, or two jokes in none...damn that was 3 jokes and im not even trying

"The penis police"

Freemasons, whattya gonna do?

If true... what quantity and flavor of drugs were involved.

Place your bets.

I'm going meth x bath salts x crocodil.

So..Voices on the radio told him to cut his penis off in order to save the world.
Still more than Biden's done all year. Good man.

It's never safe to assume biden isn't out somewhere cutting off penises.

Wow

Imagine the after work convo for the officer lol.

how was work today honey?


oh just a man throwing his dick out of a window.

Rapist, getting rid of the evidence.

Gilbert said that he severed his own penis because he had been instructed to do so by voices coming from the radio, according to officers, as reported by local media. The voices, he explained, told him he needed to do so in order to save the world.

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The same voices coming from the radio told him the next day, 'today is your first day living as a woman and the saving the world was a belated April Fool's Day joke'. Demonic voices usually have a wry sense of humor.

I know the joke about Swedish people lacking common sense(well assuming your Swedish), they can get dna from any part of the body. Your position might be valid, if he is worried about his penis being ID'ed in a penis lineup(really absurd thought, but something that could happen).

Chances are a schizophrenic off his meds, or someone high on something.

Cool.

And now you also know the joke about the rapist who got chased by police so he cut off his penis and threw it away to get rid of the evidence.

It wasn't a weenie roast was it?