Man throws own penis out of car while fleeing police.. | |
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Just Passing Through..... *MOLON LABE* User ID: 80591425 United States 08/30/2021 04:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.newsweek.com (secure)] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80809714 Tyson Gilbert, 39, of Cookeville, Tennessee, reportedly cut off his penis and threw it out the window of his Honda Accord while fleeing officers. The chase began when police found him parked partially in the way of traffic on Highway 70 near the town of Dowelltown. Speaking to radio station WLJE, Tennessee Highway Patrol (THP) Trooper Bobby Johnson said that the man took off when officers initially tried to signal him with their lights. "She isn't real.....I can't make her real" "Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep...Disorder, Disorder, Disorder" "The World is a business Mr Beale..." "You depend on our protection yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth......" ENFJ |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 68032132 United States 08/30/2021 04:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's for whom the fakeVaxx aka the lethal jab is made! They don't give a crap about their bodies, they put anything and everything inside it and they put it inside any ho. Is it any wonder so many lined up for self-destruction!? Anyway,how could he drive, bleeding to death!? |
My Fear User ID: 78313683 United States 08/30/2021 04:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's for whom the fakeVaxx aka the lethal jab is made! They don't give a crap about their bodies, they put anything and everything inside it and they put it inside any ho. Is it any wonder so many lined up for self-destruction!? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68032132 Anyway,how could he drive, bleeding to death!? Maybe it was a micro penis. Sad, but it does happen. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 61052936 United States 08/30/2021 04:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When he sobers up he is going to regret that. But from the article it sounded like he had schizophrenia or something. He claimed the reason why he did it was because voices told him to. The European press is having a field day with this though. |
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twizzlerUNO User ID: 80810151 08/30/2021 07:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Insert penis joke here" That was actually two jokes in one, or two jokes in none...damn that was 3 jokes and im not even trying |
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twizzlerUNO User ID: 80810151 08/30/2021 07:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Freemasons, whattya gonna do? |
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twizzlerUNO User ID: 80810151 08/30/2021 07:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's never safe to assume biden isn't out somewhere cutting off penises. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 68219332 United States 08/30/2021 08:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Gilbert said that he severed his own penis because he had been instructed to do so by voices coming from the radio, according to officers, as reported by local media. The voices, he explained, told him he needed to do so in order to save the world. ... The same voices coming from the radio told him the next day, 'today is your first day living as a woman and the saving the world was a belated April Fool's Day joke'. Demonic voices usually have a wry sense of humor. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 61052936 United States 08/30/2021 08:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I know the joke about Swedish people lacking common sense(well assuming your Swedish), they can get dna from any part of the body. Your position might be valid, if he is worried about his penis being ID'ed in a penis lineup(really absurd thought, but something that could happen). Chances are a schizophrenic off his meds, or someone high on something. |
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Louis in Richmond That is my arm now; broken for 7 months User ID: 74753417 United States 08/30/2021 08:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Okay, I don't feel so bad about waking up fully dressed and not remembering my barbecue now. Thanks. Quoting: Harry 80169989 It wasn't a weenie roast was it? Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country, don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy. |