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User ID: 346425 United States 01/18/2008 02:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! FOOTBALL IS GAY!!
Take boxing to "Two topless men ... in silk shorts ... fighting ... for a belt and a purse."
Now Look at football. I think that sport was actually started by some gay guys, as a great big joke on the straight world. The conversation probably went something like this.
"Hey Bob, let's create a game where no women can play. Just overly muscled men wearing brightly colored, tight-fitting uniforms. The object of the game will be to grab a man clutching a big ball, throw him to the ground and jump on top of him. Then other guys, who 'play' for the same team, will jump on top of him, too. They'll take a break only when a man wearing a fashionable black-and-white outfit blows a whistle and says they've just 'scored.'
"We can call the teams really suggestive names -- Oilers, Rams and Packers. We can even have one player who will do nothing but make passes. The team that finishes first will win some gaudy jewelry -- a ring, maybe. To keep the game alive, we'll send old men out to recruit young boys. And best of all, for the men who just 'like to watch,' we'll make the game soooooo long that wives and girlfriends will get pissed off every time it's played. Doesn't it sound fabulous?!" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 247140 United States 01/18/2008 02:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! *GASP!* |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6907 United States 01/18/2008 02:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! Homophobe Alert! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 348591 United States 01/18/2008 02:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! Footballers are closet ass fuckers |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 222528 United States 01/18/2008 02:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! As the wife of a football fanatic, I LOVE THIS! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 352489 Finland 01/18/2008 02:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! helmets are for pussies. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 357354 United States 01/18/2008 02:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 357089 Canada 01/18/2008 02:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! This is true! |
Munster
User ID: 259429 United States 01/18/2008 02:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! That's a stretch...
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tvtech3 (OP)
User ID: 346425 United States 01/18/2008 03:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! That's a stretch...
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Quoting: Munsterwell look at the sign on the pole above the limo, it says "HILL" lol |
Morna Moonrae
User ID: 231851 United States 01/18/2008 03:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! Im into fighters If this is medicine woah-oh It tastes like medicine Just help me get it in |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 357295 Japan 01/18/2008 03:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! That's a stretch...
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well look at the sign on the pole above the limo, it says "HILL" lol
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 6907 United States 01/18/2008 03:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! Im into fighters
Quoting: Morna MoonraeHey, if you're not into effeminate metrosexuals, you'll hurt his feelings! |
Morna Moonrae
User ID: 231851 United States 01/18/2008 03:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! Im into fighters
Hey, if you're not into effeminate metrosexuals, you'll hurt his feelings!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6907If he can't beat me up, I don't care If this is medicine woah-oh It tastes like medicine Just help me get it in |
tvtech3 (OP)
User ID: 346425 United States 01/18/2008 03:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! Footballers are closet ass fuckers
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 348591 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 357066 Canada 01/18/2008 03:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! Footballers are closet ass fuckers
Quoting: tvtech3I would love to see you say that to an NFL player! He would wipe the pavement with you! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 357437 Australia 01/18/2008 04:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! Footballers are closet ass fuckers
I would love to see you say that to an NFL player! He would wipe the pavement with you!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 357066High school wrestling is worse. Two sweaty guys struggling with each other? "submission" holds etc? How f'ing gay is THAT?!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 352147 United Kingdom 01/18/2008 04:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! The title of this thread needs a slight adjustment: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! There ya go. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6907 United States 01/18/2008 04:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! The title of this thread needs a slight adjustment: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! There ya go. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 352147Yeah, cuz those sweaty guys running around in shorts are so manly! |
Sybil
User ID: 337964 United States 01/18/2008 04:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! FOOTBALL IS GAY!!
Quoting: tvtech3Too true.It's a homosexual ballet with alot of suggestive terminology. I'd rather be scourged than listen to George. We feel your pain at The "OFFICIAL" George Noory Sucks Thread. |
Sybil
User ID: 337964 United States 01/18/2008 04:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! That's a stretch...
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Quoting: MunsterWhat a dumb ass!LOL I'd rather be scourged than listen to George. We feel your pain at The "OFFICIAL" George Noory Sucks Thread. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 355682 Russia 01/18/2008 05:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! FOOTBALL IS GAY!!
Take boxing to "Two topless men ... in silk shorts ... fighting ... for a belt and a purse."
Now Look at football. I think that sport was actually started by some gay guys, as a great big joke on the straight world. The conversation probably went something like this.
"Hey Bob, let's create a game where no women can play. Just overly muscled men wearing brightly colored, tight-fitting uniforms. The object of the game will be to grab a man clutching a big ball, throw him to the ground and jump on top of him. Then other guys, who 'play' for the same team, will jump on top of him, too. They'll take a break only when a man wearing a fashionable black-and-white outfit blows a whistle and says they've just 'scored.'
"We can call the teams really suggestive names -- Oilers, Rams and Packers. We can even have one player who will do nothing but make passes. The team that finishes first will win some gaudy jewelry -- a ring, maybe. To keep the game alive, we'll send old men out to recruit young boys. And best of all, for the men who just 'like to watch,' we'll make the game soooooo long that wives and girlfriends will get pissed off every time it's played. Doesn't it sound fabulous?!"
Quoting: tvtech3The game you describe is'nt "football". "Football" is played with a round ball. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 353064 United States 01/18/2008 07:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! Sounds like your Gay if all u see is guys with tights and muscles.. What i see is big mofos fighting n crakin each other n opponents tryin to take each others heads off |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 302574 United States 01/18/2008 07:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! There are women's football leagues now you know. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 369 Germany 01/18/2008 07:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! The game you describe is'nt "football". "Football" is played with a round ball.
yesssssss |
tvtech3 (OP)
User ID: 346425 United States 01/18/2008 07:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! There are women's football leagues now you know.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 302574Yup, lezzies |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 353137 Finland 01/18/2008 07:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! helmets are for pussies.
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 269684 United States 01/18/2008 07:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! The ball is shaped like a VESICA, it's all about getting in touch with the feminine |
tvtech3 (OP)
User ID: 346425 United States 01/18/2008 07:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! The ball is shaped like a VESICA, it's all about getting in touch with the feminine
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 269684You mean mens feminin side |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 357493 United States 01/18/2008 08:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! I think OP wants to play. |
tvtech3 (OP)
User ID: 346425 United States 01/18/2008 08:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!! I think OP wants to play.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 357493Dont wanna play it and never did play it, stupid as shit if u ask me |
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