The new Cinderella movie fairy godmother is a gay black male

Wow, I really want my kids to watch that!

NOT.

they're owned by a shell ccp company right? guess the pumpkin will be a dog torture cage and it will be pulled by pandas?

Looked like the typical gutter trash PC SJW shit Hollywood has been putting out lately.

Well it's about time

lol

Well naturally it is

Maybe Sy Richardson can do it again...

Just when you hoped shit couldn't get any stranger.

Back in like 1976 or so, there was a soft-core porn movie called “Cinderella”.

A friend brought it over on VHS tape when we were kids and we laughed at it because:
1 - Fairy Godmother was a gay black man that got caught robbing Cinderella’s house and in exchange, he gave her a “snapping pussy” before the big Ball dance. Y’know, to help her land her Prince.
2 - Cinderella was made to slave away bicycling on a device tied to vines that went upstairs to her two evil sisters beds, twisting attached corns on the cob for their pleasure. Later, Cinderella has a nightmare of the same being done to her, but it starts popping popcorn between her thighs
3 - the king wakes up with a chubby and excitedly yells “Chancellor! Chancellor! Fetch me my baggies! I’m taking THIS one to TOWN!” then his wife, the Queen, walks in and you hear a deflating balloon sound as he ends up losing his erection under the blanket as the queen happily greets him “Good morning, dear!’ And the poor king has a grumbly frown on his face as he begrudgingly replies “Morning.” And pouts.

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And Movie Tickets cost more than they used to!

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who in real life has aids!

I think I heard that they started glamorizing AIDS and butt sex to 1st graders in schools now. Good lord why do parents allow them to teach their children such filth and garbage??

Look at Cinderella on the Amazon prime banner. She has her hair pulled back in a way that makes her look like a teen boy with a slight mustache.

I would have like it more if Cinderella was a gay black male (who was born a female).

Also, look @ the cinderella amazon prime thing.. Since when was Cinderella ugly? I thought she was always pretty and fair? This one looks kinda haggard and not fair.

I've loved Cinderella movies my entire long life of 60+ years. The best, hands down is and we'll always be:

Cinderella (TV Movie 1965) - IMDb
With Ginger Rogers, Walter Pidgeon, Celeste Holm, Jo Van Fleet. ... Lesley Ann Warren in Cinderella (1965)

It's done with cheap props, theater style but has wonderful classic actors, Leslie Warren is so beautiful, her prince was some popular Soap actor that sings awesome.

Ginger Rogers (the queen)was a famous sex symbol
and Walter Pigeon (the king)you should know from the sci-fi movie as the dad in "Forbidden Planet"

If you've never seen this version of Cinderella you don't know what you missed.

The song the evil step mom and her 2 spoiled daughters sing is so fricken entertaining.

This movie is very hard to get on DVD and usually pretty expensive.

They will never make one better than this and every young girl, especially young Caucasian daughters should watch this one instead of the freak shows they push on kids today.

They did that in some comedy film a long long time ago, that means they're renewing the copyrights on multiple movies at the same time. So the movie you're talking about is literally two films or more made into one movie to count as a remake of the other ones to renew the copyrights on all of them at the same time. It sounds convoluted i know but the entertainment industry does it all the time.