Cumbre Vieja volcano post eruption phase! Time to say goodbye for volcano-thank you for all support :)

Today's secret emergency meeting of the three nation heads of US, UK, and Australia was actually directly related to this impending eruption cataclysm.

The three leaders met secretly by Zoom conference to conduct a drawing of straws to see which nation gets to have Chuck Norris stand guard on their coastline to bitch slap the mega-tsunami back out to mid sea.

Boris pulled the long straw for England and announced that since god had just saved the Queen, the UK would do everything in its power to help Australia get Crocodile Dundee sobered up in time "to save the land down under from becoming...even more so."

When the President's turn came and he was asked by Psaki to, "Pick a straw," Biden at first looked confused and then loudly snapped back at her,
"I said ice cream cone, not milk shake!"

Does anyone else remember the agreement between these three countries that IF something like this was to ever happened to one of these three countries the other two would take survivors of the event??

ANYONE??

I'm in Hudson,NH with no car or bug out bag, and I am alone? Am I screwed???

Ok basically you're telling me that the person (Joe Biden) who was unable to deal with a evacuation of a few thousands of civilians in 2 weeks time that ended with some of them jumping from the landing gear in mid-air.... will be the same person who will have to deal with the evacuation of dozens of millions of people in a few hours??