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My Dog farted in the shop and people were shouting and spluttering

 
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My Dog farted in the shop and people were shouting and spluttering
I took my Dog into the local shop as I dont like tying him up. He is a large Dog. While I was waiting to pay, he farted, one of those long, chuffing, SBD ones, and it was a very strong horrible smell.
People started joining the queue and then shrieking and tilting like they had breathed smelling salts. I mean, this went on for a few minutes until I paid and left. The whole shop reeked of the fart.
I cant control that, because my Dog farts when he needs to, he doesnt understand or realise that people dont like it.
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I took my Dog into the local shop as I dont like tying him up. He is a large Dog. While I was waiting to pay, he farted, one of those long, chuffing, SBD ones, and it was a very strong horrible smell.
People started joining the queue and then shrieking and tilting like they had breathed smelling salts. I mean, this went on for a few minutes until I paid and left. The whole shop reeked of the fart.
I cant control that, because my Dog farts when he needs to, he doesnt understand or realise that people dont like it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79422445


Falling out of my chair laughing...Hillarious!!!
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Everyone blames the dog.

Covid farts.
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I took my Dog into the local shop as I dont like tying him up. He is a large Dog. While I was waiting to pay, he farted, one of those long, chuffing, SBD ones, and it was a very strong horrible smell.
People started joining the queue and then shrieking and tilting like they had breathed smelling salts. I mean, this went on for a few minutes until I paid and left. The whole shop reeked of the fart.
I cant control that, because my Dog farts when he needs to, he doesnt understand or realise that people dont like it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79422445


You morons that insist on bringing your pets into stores should be shanked.
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09/15/2021 03:58 PM
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You cant blame the dog.
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I am now making a point of it to fart in stores and crowded public places and when anyone says anything or looks askance I tell them that it is okay I am wearing a face mask on my butt known as underpants and that that is just as effective as the face mask on my face at preventing any contamination!
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09/15/2021 04:33 PM
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Stop blaming your dog for your destructive and malicious actions
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09/15/2021 05:14 PM
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Stop blaming your dog for your destructive and malicious actions
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Its not the Dogs fault. Also if it wasnt allowed in the shop it might not get a walk, so ppl need to chill out. It is only a fart.
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10/13/2021 06:15 PM
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It needs a better diet.
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Re: My Dog farted in the shop and people were shouting and spluttering
I took my Dog into the local shop as I dont like tying him up. He is a large Dog. While I was waiting to pay, he farted, one of those long, chuffing, SBD ones, and it was a very strong horrible smell.
People started joining the queue and then shrieking and tilting like they had breathed smelling salts. I mean, this went on for a few minutes until I paid and left. The whole shop reeked of the fart.
I cant control that, because my Dog farts when he needs to, he doesnt understand or realise that people dont like it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79422445


You have some control...you feed the big fellow, don't you?
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Last Edited by Nexus-9 on 10/13/2021 06:19 PM
"Fiery the Angels rose, & as they rose deep thunder roll'd
Around their shores: indignant burning with the fires of Orc" - William Blake, America a Prophecy
(...also misquoted in Blade Runner by Roy Batty)

"Tempus est optimus iudex" - "Time is the best judge"

"The very word "'secrecy'" is repugnant in a free and open society; and we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths and to secret proceedings." - John F. Kennedy, New York City, April 27, 1961
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10/13/2021 06:20 PM
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10/13/2021 06:26 PM
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I had to do that once in Walmart. I picked an empty aisle, but just as I had released the gas, this dude in a mobility scooter comes rolling right into the nose level path of destruction. Of all the bad luck!
Unjabbed and Off Grid
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lmao
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I had to do that once in Walmart. I picked an empty aisle, but just as I had released the gas, this dude in a mobility scooter comes rolling right into the nose level path of destruction. Of all the bad luck!
 Quoting: Off Grid AZ


dude chuffed into your chuff
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10/13/2021 11:25 PM
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It sounds to me, like you have him trained real well.
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Re: My Dog farted in the shop and people were shouting and spluttering
I took my Dog into the local shop as I dont like tying him up. He is a large Dog. While I was waiting to pay, he farted, one of those long, chuffing, SBD ones, and it was a very strong horrible smell.
People started joining the queue and then shrieking and tilting like they had breathed smelling salts. I mean, this went on for a few minutes until I paid and left. The whole shop reeked of the fart.
I cant control that, because my Dog farts when he needs to, he doesnt understand or realise that people dont like it.
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Great story
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Re: My Dog farted in the shop and people were shouting and spluttering
I took my Dog into the local shop as I dont like tying him up. He is a large Dog. While I was waiting to pay, he farted, one of those long, chuffing, SBD ones, and it was a very strong horrible smell.
People started joining the queue and then shrieking and tilting like they had breathed smelling salts. I mean, this went on for a few minutes until I paid and left. The whole shop reeked of the fart.
I cant control that, because my Dog farts when he needs to, he doesnt understand or realise that people dont like it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79422445


Great story
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It needs to be turned into a film.
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10/15/2021 02:08 AM
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Re: My Dog farted in the shop and people were shouting and spluttering
Vaccinate all dogs now
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10/15/2021 02:15 AM
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Good dog!
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10/15/2021 03:01 AM
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Give him a treat
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10/15/2021 03:05 AM
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Best giggle sesh I’ve had in a minute…thanks for the humor! Ahhh dog farts are the worst

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Re: My Dog farted in the shop and people were shouting and spluttering
I took my Dog into the local shop as I dont like tying him up. He is a large Dog. While I was waiting to pay, he farted, one of those long, chuffing, SBD ones, and it was a very strong horrible smell.
People started joining the queue and then shrieking and tilting like they had breathed smelling salts. I mean, this went on for a few minutes until I paid and left. The whole shop reeked of the fart.
I cant control that, because my Dog farts when he needs to, he doesnt understand or realise that people dont like it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79422445


You morons that insist on bringing your pets into stores should be shanked.
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I’m sending you a virtual dog fart for that comment

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Dog needs some spleen assistance in his diet.
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